The gift game

[xmbts]

*Opens box*

Huh, he escaped.

I give you my shiny new avatar.

 

[c_westerman13]

ooooh shiny! xD

i give you a pair of tickets to see 'Tallica

 

[Eumersian]

ebay, here I come.

I give you overpriced tickets to METALLICA.

 

[xmbts]

I sell them to someone else, concerts aren't my thing.

I give you half...of nothing.

 

[Queen Michael]

Yay, at least I got half!

I give you some Pop-Tarts.

 

[Viking Incognito]

I prefer french toast

I give you Thor's Hammer

 

[Queen Michael]

Wow, I got a piece of comic book merchandise!

I give you a chocolate cake. And you aren't allowed to make Portal jokes.

 

[cryogeist]

*noms*
thanks

I give you pie

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I throw it in your face.

I give you a cherry on top.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I need whipped cream.

I give you the next game of the year.

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Sits on mantelpiece* Goes good with my Russian Businessman man.

I give you the staff of No-Clip.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Egypt revolts against me and topples my regime.

I give you the power to make pens work after many have given up on them.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I give them back.

I give you balls. Tennis balls.

 

[Nouw]

"Klaatu, Baraada, Nickle? Noodle? *Cough*Nicktuasdjlaofe*Cough*"

I give you Bruce Campbell's chin.

 

[cryogeist]

*swings*

I give you a gun

 

[Eumersian]

*Shoots at you*
Hey thanks!

I give you my thanks after I shoot you.

 

[cryogeist]

*meep*

I give you crap

 

[cryogeist]

yum yum!

I give you stuff

 

[Eumersian]

*Stashes in stuff drawer*

I give you a limited edition wave-runner.

 

[Eumersian]

Great. More shit to clean up.

I give you my last Dr Pepper.