The gift game

[Mettking]

I can haz brah nao?

I give you a NES zapper.

 

[Mettking]

To be honest, I need one. Though I do hate rap and country, so there is a start.

I give you a can of Ms. Spray and a Zippo lighter.

 

[Mettking]

Forgot to add that to the list, though I can resist a lot better then rap already.

I give you a cylinder labeled N2L.

 

[Mettking]

Is it any good?

I give you my empty Ipod.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Thank you I love Tea.

I give you a never ending staircase.

 

[Mettking]

I give you a TASer flying up them, he reached the top before you finish reading this/

I give you the Healing Touch from Trauma Center.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I sell the on eBay. I already have three pairs.

I give you my dirty dishes.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

It is gone in no time flat.

I give you the master key for your school.

 

[SkyeNeko]

Yay! 8D

i give you a black hole

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I use it to throw away my trash.

I give you the colour cyan.

 

[Eumersian]

You mean "dirty blue"?

I give you a lifetime supply of Kraft Easy Mac.
[sup][sup][sup]Eeeewwwwww?[/sup][/sup][/sup]

 

[Admiral Stukov]

[sub]Of course I mean the dirty blue trunks, what did you think?[/sub]

I give you a siege tank that counters everything

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I live in it.

I give you the power of a Saiyan.

 

[scorptatious]

Fuck yeah! *flies off to destroy a planet*

I give you a hamster.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I will put in the Escapist, boosting its power.

I give you a dog.

 

[cryogeist]

>_>
<_<
ill make burgers with it

I give you this box

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I uncrate it... Its full of junk!

I give you a wisdom ring.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

But I'm a rogue! I need +DEX.

I give you this dusty old tome of forbidden magic.

 

[cryogeist]

WOOO!
*blasts wall with some sort of spell*
WOOOO!
*goes nuts*

I give you Excalibur

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Another one?

*tosses it next to the massive pile of Masamunes*

I give you a cliche.