The gift game

[Dango]

I said no backsies.

I give you a silver medal.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I celebrate the fact that silver conducts electricity better than gold.

I give you everything Nikola Tesla invented.

 

[cryogeist]

WOOO!

I Give you your own pet radscorpion

 

[Dango]

I butter my toast with it.

I give you Legos.

 

[Dango]

I throw them out.

I give you a spork.

 

[X10J]

I use it to eat the baked beans I just found.

I give you El Dorado

 

[cryogeist]

already have one

I give you "cake"

 

[Eumersian]

Your "cake", or some sexy lady's "cake"?

I give you my cake.

 

[Dango]

I'm full, thank you.

I give you a tail.

 

[cryogeist]

....

....

 

[X10J]

Sweet, I need to finish four sentences.

I give you excaliber.

 

[Dango]

I stab the first rock I can find.

I give you a belt.

 

[X10J]

How ironic.

I just gave you my pants.

 

[cryogeist]

...ewwww

I give you Excalibur,,,the real one

 

[X10J]

I travel back in time and give it to Dango

I give you a time machine.

 

[cryogeist]

ill pound it up! and turn it inta scrap metal!

i give you some scrap metal

 

[X10J]

But... I loved that time machine.

I give you a steaming pile of brocolly.

 

[cryogeist]

*sets it on fire*

I give you a pile of fire

 

[X10J]

Lovely, by now I've rebuilt my time machine, and will bring the back to the stone age where it will be discovered by a caveman, sparking the development of the species into what it is today.

I give you the inability to rain on my parade.

 

[cryogeist]

*uses C-4 on time machine*
you were saying?

I give you my used detonator