The gift game

[Eumersian]

Hell. Yes.

I give you the power to instantly sexually attract one person to you at any given time.

 

[Mettking]

Aww, bunny ears.

I give you the power to channel William Shatner acting perfectly at will.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!

I give you a Vulcan.

 

[Dango]

I break free and flourish.

I give you marshmallows.

 

[Mettking]

I have no where to cook them T_T

I wish my heater wasn't making it 90 degrees in here, stupid college dorm.

 

[Dango]

Granted, you're room is now on fire.

I wish I had a gong.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

This ain't the wish thread, so you can't have them.

I give you a hoverboard.

 

[Dango]

I realize that hoverboarding is probably way harder than it looks.

I give you string.

 

[Mettking]

Always useful.

I give you a helmet that lets you channel unlimited evil power.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I don't use it because helmets are hardly heroic. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HelmetsAreHardlyHeroic]

I give you a computer made of wood.

 

[X10J]

Ahh lamb, the only meat accepted by all meat eating cultures.

I give you random food trivia.

 

[Mettking]

Which one? The annoying blue arrow one, the Ultima one, or the movie one?

I give you a Mage Staff

 

[Mettking]

Do I look like a hunter now?

I'm giving out free samples, would you like to try one?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Sure.

*takes something*

I give you the magic of friendship.

 

[Mettking]

I don't drink coffee or coffeee.

I give you a blueberry muffen

 

[X10J]

I throw it out (POISON!!!).

I give you the antidote.

 

[scorptatious]

Perfect for whenever I do a Pokemon nuzlocke run. (Which will probably be never...)

I give you the secret password.

 

[xmbts]

Fantastic.

I give you an octopus.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I sell it to someone who likes funky seacreatures.

I give you a bomber.

 

[xmbts]

I'll use it excessively.

I give you my hat.