The gift game

[cryogeist]

How I am supposed to fit in there?

I give you a crowbar.

imagine it in actual size

OT: Thanks! *burst lock to chest open*

I give you NOTHING BUT PIZZA!!!!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

ROCK ON!

I give you Rorshach.

 

[cryogeist]

No fucking idea that that is...

I give you a tiger 2 tank

 

[Dango]

I melt it down and make a life size statue of it.

I give you a golden baseball bat.

 

[cryogeist]

*sells it on ebay*

I give you an AC130
*tosses keys*
its out back

 

[cryogeist]

...already had it!

I give you common sense

 

[Eumersian]

Two's better than one!

I give you the power to think of things.

 

[cryogeist]

thanks

I give you a WW2 Sherman tank

 

[Dango]

I invade Canada.

I give you a spare backspace key.

 

[Zirat]

Yay! Now I can erase mistakes twice as fast!

I give you the gift of flight!

 

[cryogeist]

...like wings?
awesome!

I give you a flak88

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Sweet, now I can get those pesky mosquitoes come summertime!

I give you the gift of heavy metal playing abilities.

 

[cryogeist]

...no thank you

I give you a half track

 

[Vakz]

So I can cruise around the streets, picking up girls with my retro half track? How thoughtful of you

I give you a weaponized minibike

 

[Eumersian]

Fuck yes.
*Cruises around all badass and such*

I give you fresh sunglasses.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Oh mans! Now I can make one liners whilst solving crime!

I give you the gift of Thai food!

 

[cryogeist]

yum yum!(i think)

I give you this

stalins mother fucking organ!

 

[Vakz]

*Parks on your lawn* Any idea how much those fuel those things use? Thanks for trying to bankrupt me, jerk.

Gifting you the above truck. It's already in front of your house, so seems convenient.

 

[cryogeist]

*launches rockets into city*
WOOOO!!!

I give you this truck
*runs*

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I destroy it immediately. I won't be framed by you.

I give you the Battleship King George IV.