The gift game

[AwesomeExpress]

Hooray! The world is mine! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa!

I give you the gift of Quebec, cause I don't wants it.

 

[cryogeist]

I turn it into a warzone

I give you scrap metal

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Thanks, now I can weld it down to my bike and mount a grenade launcher.

I give you the gift of chocolate Death Star.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

OMFG!!!! I LOVE CHOCOLATE DEATHSTAR!

I give you a laser cat.

 

[cryogeist]

..*kills it*
anyone want burgers?

I give you cat burger

 

[Eumersian]

So cute, so delicious.

I give you a soda.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I drink it.

I give you a ton of Lego.

 

[Dango]

I make a lego starfish.

I give you said starfish.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Hooray! I always likes the leggos!

I give you the gift of home videos.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My cinematographers eye is horrified.

I give you a base in space.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Great, I can always use another place to dock my ship.

I give you a never ending supply of bubble gum.

 

[Eumersian]

Lame.

I give you a French horn. Congratulations, you are now a loser.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Pssh. I sell it or trade it in for a trumpet, a real instrument.

I give you the ability to shapeshift.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Thanks, now I can actually be the Planet Express ship!

I give you the ultimate Far Side collection, as well as the ultimate Calvin & Hobbes collection.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Thank you!

I give you a PS4.

 

[Eumersian]

Lame. PC, bitches.

I give you Pokémon Sliver. The hilarious Russian bootleg of Pokémon Gold (interestingly enough, not Pokémon Silver).

 

[cryogeist]

YAY!

i give you a howitzer

 

[cryogeist]

....ok....thanks?

i give you a StuG AFV

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I tie it to a person I don't like and shove them into a thunderstorm.

I give you online gaming fun.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

For what?

I give you this delicious food.