The gift game

[Admiral Stukov]

I use them together with my time machine to confuse the hell out of Isaac Newton.

I give you ____________.

 

[cryogeist]

...huh...uhhh....yeah you can keep it

I give you a sherman tank

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I use it to store cookies in.

I give you this awesome top hat.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I keep an AK-47 under it.

I give you madness.

 

[cryogeist]

THIS IS THE ESCAPIST!!!!111!!

I give you a crusader tank (British WW2 tank used in Africa...i think)
(please correct me if im wrong)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I drive it down London town.

[sub]Too bad you had to give me this mechanically unreliable piece of shit... I don't mind the cannon though.[/sub]

I give you the much superior M10 SPG.

 

[cryogeist]

wanna have a tank fight?
(i think its a tank)

I give you the artillery guns they use to take out battleships

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Artillery you say?

I give you the Swedish S-Tank [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stridsvagn_103].

 

[Zirat]

*Plows through the walls of the DMV*
HOORAY!

I give you the gift of a wicked dancing skills!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Thanks a lot.. now I have to dance when my gf wants to... gross. Ah well, at least I'll be good at it now.

I give you a barrel full of monkeys.

 

[cryogeist]

*puts it though meat grinder*

I give you monkey burgers

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Uh... that's okay... I already ate.

I give you a 1098 Ducati.

 

[cryogeist]

...what?

I give you a dead thread

*stabs thread 50 times*

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Oh no's! And I was really starting to enjoy this thread!

I give you the gift of revival.

 

[Eumersian]

Thanks, man. I've needed it for quite some time.

I give you moar moneys.

 

[cryogeist]

MOAR BURGER!

I give you this dead thread
...*stabs*
...now keep it dead

 

[AwesomeExpress]

No!

I give you the keys to a brand new Ferrari.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I accept and drive it everywhere!

I give you an amazing night.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Hotdog!

I give you a million allowances' worth of quarters.

 

[Mettking]

To the arcade!

I give you a Space Invaders ship