The gift game

[Dango]

I hug it and put it on my shelf.

I give you a record player.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Now I can be a DJ!

I give you a basket full of bat wings.

 

[Dango]

I throw them away. Thanks for the basket.

I give you a scarf.

 

[cryogeist]

thanks!

I give you a M8 Scott

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Tanks!

I give you a Gremlin.

 

[cryogeist]

*kills it*

I give you a flamethrower

 

[Dango]

I attach it to some fireworks on the 4th of July.

I give you a tail and cat ears.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Uh oh...

I give you RUN!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't need an aphrodisiac.

I give you the Battleship Rodney.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I sink it.

I give you milk.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Eh... I'll pass on spidercow milk.

I give you Hirogen.

 

[cryogeist]

???

I give you confutation

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Okay...

I give you a Uboat.

 

[Dango]

I put a mattress in it and use it as a bed.

I give you a massage chair.

 

[Dango]

I give it to the police.

I give you a ribbon.

 

[cryogeist]

*hangs self*

I give you a stealth bomber

 

[Dango]

I spy on Russia.

I give you the locations of Russian military positions.

 

[cryogeist]

*hands them to missile launch guys*

I give you a pillbox

 

[Dango]

I sit there, waiting.

I give you golden, flowing hair.

 

[cryogeist]

>_>
biiiiitch

I give you 20 bullets to the skull