The glass is half full...or is it?

[Niccolo]

A smart ass will try to convince you that the glass is liquid. In which case you hit him round the head with the glass and ask him if it felt like a liquid

Gold.

A 360 owner wonders if he'll get the "half-assed" achievement for doing half the job.

 

[SeaCalMaster]

A SeaCalMaster attempts to analyze the liquid in the glass. Upon discovering that it is glorious vodka, he then drinks it all and smashes it on his head, requiring a trip to the hospital where he attempts to have sex with everyone there.

 

[SeaCalMaster]

Also, it's rather funny how no one has an opinion on whether the glass is half full or half empty or other.

The glass is completely full, of course. Or is there a vacuum in the upper half of the glass?

 

[darthsmily]

The glass wonders about how it got to half empty (or half full) but then remembers that it could not have wondered how it got half capacity because of the lack of a brain.

 

[meatloaf231]

A Gordon Freeman sees it. That's all.

Can you explain what the heck that means ("Sounds like something the vorts would say")

Edit: Nevermind, I think he was referring to the fact that Gordon never talks >_<

Actually you hit the nail ont he head with the Vorts.

Haha, ok. That makes sense. My other theory works too though.

No no no! Vortigaunts would never use contractions! "The Freeman sees it. That is all."

/geek

 

[Break]

The true question lies not in whether the glass is half-full or half-empty, but in who is buying the next round?

 

[zirnitra]

to quote bill bailey what is in the glass? is it liquid maybe gravel? perhaps beetroot, prawns, maybe blood, is it used in a sacrificial context?

 

[OverlordSteve]

It's half empty, no one fills the glass halfway.

 

[Souplex]

Did you guys hear about the optimist who drowned in the half full tub?

 

[Typecast]

I toss the water out and beat the barman to death for not filling it with beer.

 

[iamnotincompliance]

Schrödinger places the glass in a box, and informs us it exists in a quantum state of both half empty and half full, but it's actual state cannot be determined until we look inside.

 

[Xhumed]

Gary larson's far side gives us 4 personality types:

The glass is half full.

The glass is half empty.

Half full! No, wait, half empty! What was the question again?

Hey! I ordered a cheese burger!

 

[Limos]

Really it depends on what the glass is full of. If it's water it can go either way depending on the situation. If it's water you're bringing to a man dying of thirst then it's half full. If it's water that is about to be used to waterboard someone it is half empty.

It gets more complicated if it's full of something else. Like baby blood. Then still, if it's going to a baby it's half full, but if it's coming from a baby it's half empty.


Then again you didn't specify what the two halves are. What if the glass is underwater and is half full of sediment. Technically it's still completely full. If it's full of water and is not underwater then the other half is filled with air.

and anyway who cares about the fucking glass. It really doesn't matter one way or another.

 

[Anomynous 167]

To a man adicted to ice the glass is a lemon with a mecheti.

 

[countrysteaksauce]

A postal 2 player will kick it with his foot, smoke some catnip, exclaim that he is the lizard king, keep kicking it in bullet-time and go off to use a shovel to behead bystanders who are clapping at your acts of glass-ownage.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Me: Hey, grandpa. Is that mug of coffee half-full or half-empty?
Grandpa: Doesn' matter, it's too hot!
*splash*
Me: Yeearg!

 

[AboveUp]

A philosopher would ponder for hours upon how full or empty the glass is and how it would relate to the objects surrounding it.

 

[ShadeOfRed]

A Half-Life player knows they put something in it to make you forget. He just doesn't remember.

 

[Standby]

Chuck Norris says it's full, therefore it is full.