The glass is half full...or is it?

Perwer

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The Joker tosses the water out of the glass and attempts to drink out of an empty glass, he then proceeds to smack his lips.
A tank pours the water over himself so that the inferior-endurance classes won't get wet
A rapper makes a music video with ridiculous lyrics about it, throws in a few beats, some bitches and a lowrider and makes millions
A Scotsman puts the glass outside for an hour then enjoys a full glass of water
G.W Bush takes the other half from a country with inferior military power
A lolcat says : "I can haz more?" (horrendous i know)

I've got some more but they involve religion and I'd rather not go there even though I don't mean to offend anyone. I think you understand.
 

Zeke109

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i say there is no glass at all. it is all a government conspiracy to make us discuss this stoopid question whils they are making a clone army of cat-people!!! WHO ARE ZOMBIES!!!!! ZOMBALALALAZIES!!!!!!!

They are coming......
 

Chiasm

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A programmer sees the cup too big.


John Galt post=18.67734.607430 said:
Nietzsche blames Christians for the lack of water.
But Nietzsche loved Christians he was kind of enough to be so harsh,Just so they would know to never read his books.
 

whoops1995

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Xhumed post=18.67734.610619 said:
Gary larson's far side gives us 4 personality types:

The glass is half full.

The glass is half empty.

Half full! No, wait, half empty! What was the question again?

Hey! I ordered a cheese burger!
NOOOOO i wanted to say that :(
 

jeremyTH

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Zeke109 post=18.67734.725875 said:
i say there is no glass at all. it is all a government conspiracy to make us discuss this stoopid question whils they are making a clone army of cat-people!!! WHO ARE ZOMBIES!!!!! ZOMBALALALAZIES!!!!!!!

They are coming......
*Wheels him off to the crazy house*Now now crazy guy.

I think...*Looks in the glass*it's flat Sprite.
 

MSORPG pl4y3r

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A greedy Glasweigen sees the glass and says "wheres ma glass? thats no ma glass?! ma glass wis fuw, and it had lager in it, and it was a bigger glass!"

A viking sees it and wonders why it wasent made of wood like any good flagon just after he picked it up and crushed by accident.

I see it, wonder who drank my water, take it to the sink, tip it out, rinse it, refill it, then drink my water.
 

gigastrike

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I figure the glass is half full if it was filled to half-way, and half empty if it was emptied to half-way.
 

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Look its a Question on Optimisim...A Glass Half full could be a negative and a glass have emtpy could be a postive it all depends on the glass if you have a beer and you drank have of it an postive person would say its half full saying and a negative person would say dam it its half empty,What if the glass is half of Sh!t? an postive person would say its half empty meaning its only a little bit of torture to consume the sh!t while a negative person would say its half full meaning he had more to eat and hated it...It all depends if your drinken bear or eating SH!T.Wait what were we talking about?
 

WlknCntrdiction

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Neo says there is no glass, nor water.
The glass is a lie.
Pikeys burn the glass' house then move on.
People from the "hood" stab the glass then step on it.
Gypsies take up residence next to the glass and refuse to move.
White supremicists lynch the glass.
Whoever took Madeline hides the glass, never to be found again.
Obama changes the glass for the better.
 

Galaxialconda

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A plumber would decide that the tap must be broken.

Jesus would make the water share between 100 people.

A theif would steal the glass regardless.