The Great Related Chain

[PsychicTaco115]

Forget it, have fun with having sex with a woman who's name you can't even pronounce

I'll be in the hot tub

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

HER NAME IS SALI DAS'RUTEBEGA AND SHE HOT AND CUTE AND PERKY AND I CAN PRONOUNCE HER DAMN NAME!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Whoa, no need to get angry at me

...

Does she have a sister?

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

Yeah, who do you think Baldur Moon is wooing right now?

 

[Baldur Moon]

*audible through the wall* There's that induction port!

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

I rest my case.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

O...k...

I'll just get some chocolate or something

You want anything?

 

[Baldur Moon]

Awww I wuv you too Ria Das'Rute...Rutebe...Rootbeer!

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

I want champagne, vodka, and Newcastle ale. And Sali wants more champagne, more vodka, and a martini.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Alrighty then

I'll just listen to my Ipod

*head bangs*

WUB WUB WUB WUB!!

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB! BOOM! DONG! DANG! BOOM1 DONG! DANG!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I think I'll check Twitter

*checks it*

What's with all the hashtags? They're not cool...

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

They make Ria look fat.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

So sad

So... Sleep?

 

[Baldur Moon]

*snore* translation: yes. Night everybody! Hope everybody brought Tylenol... Morning's gonna be rough

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

Eh, sure. I'm tired, Sali's tired, I don't know what Baldur Moon and Ria are doing... sleepytime! *snore*

 

[PsychicTaco115]

*Puts head on pillow*

ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[FalloutJack]

This message message brought to you by Brighto! Makes old bodies new again!

 

[BehattedWanderer]

It'll be the shiniest, best-polished zombie army we've ever seen.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

George Romaro's new flick... Night of the washing dead...

A group of teenagers become trapped in a shopping center after being blinded by the cleanest zombies around...

'Scariest soap-suds around... *****' - Zoo

'Never seen zombies so Shiny! ****' Daily Mail

'I will never wash again... *****' Nathan Fillion