The Great Related Chain

[PsychicTaco115]

Zombies are sloppy eaters

Just like cannibals

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

Becareful what you put on a zombietaco, because it could overflow with goodness and end up dirtying up your Lotus.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

You wouldn't turn into a zombie, but instead really have the cramps

After several bowel movements, then you turn into a zombie

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

I hope my Lotus doesn't turn into a zombie.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

If your lotus is a zombie, then we'll have to kill it

Maybe we can still eat it if it's not that tainted

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

You do realize by "my Lotus" I'm refering to "my CAR"!

Unecessary Linkage Activate! [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotus_Cars]

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have no car

Maybe I'll go all GTA in the real world and steal one

Foolproof!

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

Yeah, Old Bill begs to differ.

We just got into a bait car.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

A bait car?

Will fishes swim to it if we drive it into the ocean?

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

The police planted this car so dumb-dumbs like us will get in and try to steal it, then they'll track us down.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Then we'll drive into the sunset!

Cops don't like sunsets

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

We shall try.

Lear'sFool attempts to evade police
Lear'sFool rolls a 20
Lear'sFool and party evade police

We escaped!

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

We've escaped but we've ended up someplace worse.

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

Yes...

SPICE GIRLS LAND!!!!!!!

[sub]God help us![/sub]

 

[Baldur Moon]

That noise... dear god what is that awful noise!? [small]
Cause it certainly ain't music... [/small]

 

[PsychicTaco115]

It's the she-devils!

Run away and hold on to your soul!

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

RUN! RUN!

Lear'sFool and party attempt to escape
Lear'sFool rolls an 11
Chase continues

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Why is the Benny Hill chase music playing!?

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

We're being chased by the Spice Girls, obviously, except they also have deadly lasers.

Wait, quick! In the Mini!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Is it a boat, a plane, a car or all three!?