The Great Related Chain

[Eclipse Dragon]

But they seem to make a new disaster movie every year.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I'm going to embarrass the f**k out of my non-likely kids by Gangnam styling everywhere

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Burrito and Enchilada

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I will name them after something I wanted...

Condom and something involving murder...

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Katana or would you prefer something more modern?
If you have twins, you could name them Smith and Wesson.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

How about Batman and Robin?

Such a good parent...

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Name them something PRO-MERICAN

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Liberty and Freedom!

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Stars and Stripes.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Speaking of fire, I got Dishonored!

CAN'T WAIT TO START THE SCHTABBING!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I never understood why vampires drink blood

Can they get AIDS from that?

 

[Coppernerves]

Vampires are immune to AIDS and every other disease, they can screw around as much as they want ruthlessly and fearlessly.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Yes, the sexy times always go on with vampires!

 

[Coppernerves]

They don't give a damn how many hearts they break for their flesh lust, or how many people they kill for their blood lust, they move on, and they live on, and the sexy, bloody times go on and on, as they roam from town to town, avoiding those who could hunt them down.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

They're the whores of the old classic monsters

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

This conversation is kind of creepy.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Lots of rain.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

*Looks out window*

No rain in North Carolina!

All is well, citizens!

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

It's finally starting to get slightly cold.

 

[Coppernerves]

Yay no more global warming