The great sex and sexuality questionnaire! (Will probably get NSFW)

[faefrost]

1) Male

2) Straight

3) Very Few. Just the occasional adventurous location. OK I also like dark haired girls with glasses. I dig the "sexy librarian" look

4) 120' underwater in full scuba gear. Crystal clear water.

5) no poop no pee nothing that will leave a mark

 

[Tsun Tzu]

1.) Male (Shock!)

2.) Straight (Double shock!)

3.) I will admit to enjoying hentai, some furries (realistic stuff and suits are definitely out, I just like some of the art), oil on a girl is ridiculously hot, but other than that I'm pretty vanilla. Though I did recently stumble upon something called "pet play" which interests me in a way that I find concerning. Anywho!

4.) Had a 4-way with a married couple and a girlfriend. Multiple times. Multiple locations. And I've done a lot of public sex and some oil/massage stuff, but not much else aside from that.

5.) Going to have to echo pretty much every other poster's sentiment: No fecal matter, no urine, and please don't beat the shit out of me. I'm not really into a lot of bodily fluid stuff either...sex is god damned disgusting if you think about it. And I've thought about it.


This thread has reminded me that I'm in a bit of a dry (read: year long) spell. I should address it.

 

[shrekfan246]

Eh, I've posted in these threads before, why not one more.

1) Gender:
Male

2) Sexual orientation:
Mostly straight. I'm not particularly attracted to the masculine form, with the exception of a few key locations.

3) Fetishes:
Exhibitionism, voyeurism, hidden/"stealth", control (not really into the whole "dominatrix" thing, insofar as all of the bondage and BDSM is concerned, but being in total control of the other person's actions or being told what to do can be a lot of fun), and throw a dart at a list, it'll probably be on there.

4) Freakiest thing you've ever done or had done to you:
Not entirely sure? I think everyone would have a different opinion of the response to that. I'll keep it simple and say exhibitionism to people over the internet.

5) Where do you draw the line?
Scat. I don't get it. I don't want to get it. A great many things are free game, until you get to really weird, obscure things like "I want your armpit", but that is one of the few things that'll make me instantly "Nope" outta there.

 

[loc978]

1-Male

2-Kinzey Scale 0

3-...none that really count. I have physical preferences, hygiene requirements... but beyond that I'm pretty standard. I like giving and receiving oral and performing vaginal penetration in a variety of positions.

4-regular ol' sex in public places, I guess. I stepped out of my comfort zone often to indulge my ex's kinks. She was also into some mild spontaneous (couldn't be every time, had to be a surprise to work) choking at the instant of climax. Hard to get right every time, but I tried.

5-butt stuff, either way. I don't give, I don't receive... anuses repulse me.

...funny thing... I have a reputation for being a well-traveled man-whore among those who know me... they probably think I'm into some of the wilder things mentioned here... but really, this thread makes me feel kinda boring.

 

[KenAri]

I didn't expect to see many people play along with this thread. Are we really so eager to satisfy a stranger on the internet's curiosity?


1) Male

2) ~99% Hetero

3) Feet, semen, loss of inhibitions, bestiality and pregnancy.

4) Frigged a girl under the covers with her boyfriend sat next to me. He didn't know.

5) Drug use, including alcohol. Blood, scat, gore. Leather, heels and latex are also huge turnoffs for me.

And yet I still know not why I write this. Interesting thread though!

 

[mrdude2010]

I think this will be interesting. Possibly. Experiences on sex and sexuality almost always are.

So, answer me these questions five (I tried. I really tried to make it three, but I couldn't)

1) Gender

>male

2) Sexual orientation

>heterosexual

3) Fetishes

>Schoolgirl outfits I guess? Like there's no way I'd be interested in someone of actual school age, but I like the costume.

4) Freakiest thing you've ever done or had done to you

>I was with a girl who was really into breath play for a while. She just really liked me choking her and physically controlling her and that sort of thing.

5) Where do you draw the line?

>Anything that causes permanent damage or that I'm not comfortable with doing to my body.

 

[loc978]

I didn't expect to see many people play along with this thread. Are we really so eager to satisfy a stranger on the internet's curiosity?

Anonymity is a hell of a drug.

...and some of us just don't get what the big deal is about intimacy. I'm an extremely private person about a lot of things, but sex is not one of them. To me, that's like being private about preferences in food... ie. liable to get you stuck rejecting food you don't like and hurting people's feelings. Better just to get your preferences out there.

 

[BathorysGraveland2]

I didn't expect to see many people play along with this thread. Are we really so eager to satisfy a stranger on the internet's curiosity?

If you asked me this same question face to face, I'd be very quiet about it. Seeing as we're all strangers on the internet, it's easier to be more open about shit. E-courage, I guess you might call it.

 

[Antitonic]

Finally, something easy!

1) Male
2/3/4/5) N/A

Hooray!

 

[KenAri]

I didn't expect to see many people play along with this thread. Are we really so eager to satisfy a stranger on the internet's curiosity?

If you asked me this same question face to face, I'd be very quiet about it. Seeing as we're all strangers on the internet, it's easier to be more open about shit. E-courage, I guess you might call it.

Indeed; I'm rather reserved about this in person; not even my girlfriend knows most of the information I've just shared (although she certainly will if she's as good-a internet detective as some of my exes, hah).

 

[Buffoon1980]

1) Male

2) Straight

3) Well... I don't have any 'fetishes' per se, not according to the strictest definition of the word. But I am turned on by... a wide array of things, shall we say? And no, I'm not entirely comfortable discussing them, I know it's probably ridiculously paranoid to be worried, but it wouldn't be super tough to trace my real identity, although why anyone would bother I cannot imagine. Suffice it to say everyone who knows me would be surprised.

4) Despite what I just said, in practical terms I'm not hugely experienced. I've had precisely two sexual partners, and one of them was little more than a one night stand (one night and a weekend, I guess). So... probably anal, I guess. And, for me, the fact that I had sex with someone within a few hours of meeting them was pretty freaky, by my meager standards.

5) It's tough to say. If we're talking about general morality, whatever consenting adults want to do is fine by me. In terms of what I specifically would find too far, then the consenting adults thing stands, of course, but other limits are trickier. I don't get the sexual attraction to pain (either inflicting or receiving) that many people seem to experience. I'm not into dominating. Public exhibitionism I find more disturbing than most, since it does, in a way, contravene the 'consenting adults' thing, ie unwitting observers. Gerontophilia? Not for me.

There's more, of course, but it's impossible to be totally specific.

 

[NemotheElvenPanda]

1) Manly man

2) Pretty gay

3) BDSM in general, so doming/subbing, pain, bondage, cross dressing, faux-rape and molestation, all that jazz, even with a woman if it's a kind of threesome or something since I have a habit on dating adventurous bisexual guys who also happen to be furries for some reason. I'm flexible so I don't stick to one role, but it really depends on what my man is into. I also like exhibitionism, furry stuff cause boyfriends, cuckholding, heavyset guys, older dudes, tattoos and piercings, I could go on really. Basically I'll pretty much find some fun in most things so long as the person I'm with enjoys it since that's will get me off, and that it doesn't cross any legal or ethical lines. I can't have fun if the person I'm with isn't happy. Don't know if there's a actual name for that.

4) Despite the above, if it doesn't count if it happened on the internet, pretty much nothing freaky ever happened to me. What few sexual experiences I've had aren't really pleasant to remember.

5) Safe, sane, and consensual. Always. I'm not not too crazy about being choked or having orgasm denial since I like being in control of my body outside of being tied up, but even that can be a problem sometimes. I'll freak out otherwise. Getting cut or used as a toilet doesn't really sound fun either.

 

[D.j. Wellborn]

1) Female

2) Straight but introduces self as Asexual

3) Unaware of any

4) A kiss

5) A kiss apparently.

So, there's some explaining to do for me. I'm comfortable with taking about sex and joking about it but as soon as the conversation turns to me personally I get uncomfortable. The thought of being intimate with another person terrifies me. I went on my first (and only) date and we kissed at the end, I couldn't talk to him again. I PHYSICALLY was unable to talk to him. I couldn't answer the phone and texting and IMing had me staring at a cursor for fifteen minutes before giving up. So while I'm straight I introduce myself as Asexual. It's much easier than explaining everything. So yeah, I'm a 22 year old virgin and I'll probably stay that way till I'm dead 'cause I'm scared of even a kiss.

 

[chadachada123]

1) Gender
Male

2) Sexual orientation
Straight. Well, technically bi. I don't think that sexuality exists, and that the vast majority of people today are guided towards being either straight or gay instead of just going "eh, a hole is a hole," like bonobos. See: Numerous ancient societies, including Roman, Greek, and Japanese.

3) Fetishes
Traps (almost exclusively furry, which is odd), and clopping (MLP porn).

4) Freakiest thing you've ever done or had done to you
Choking during sex, both given and received. Hot as fuck.

5) Where do you draw the line?
I've had rectal surgery, so I can't receive anal. Otherwise, I can't think of much that I hypothetically wouldn't do other than stick my mouth anywhere near someone's ass.

 

[undeadexistentialist]

1) Male

2) Straight

3) Probably more than is healthy for me. Lots of roleplaying type stuff. Incest, domination, that kinda thing. In terms of fantasies I have this weird attraction towards the idea of being turned into a female and being dominated. In pretty much every fantasy I have a place myself as the female, despite the fact that I'm completely comfortable and at home as a male in general.

4) Some public stuff. I my and an ex played with each other under a blanket while her mum was in the room. My current gf and I had sex in public... up a tree... in a graveyard. That was fun. We also do some family-type roleplaying, and she used to like being tied down although she's gone off that recently, which makes me sad.

5) Bodily fluids; golden showers, scat, blood, pain (well, to an extent anyway. My ex used to scratch during sex, and while I wasn't fond of the pain I always loved having the marks later, especially when they drew blood).

EDIT: Oh, and anal. Not into it, giving or recieving.

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

1) Male

2) Fail

3) Sail

4) Mail

5) Nail

Spoiler: But if you want a serious answer...

1) Male

2) Straight

3) There's a few... Partially clothed's a big one.

4) My girlfriend's Christian and doesn't believe in sex before marriage, which is fair enough. We've done pretty much everything that can be done with pants on though and I've been granted the use of fingers a couple of times... If you catch my drift...

5) All the usual bodily fluid stuff that's been mentioned. Also violence, stuff like BDSM or choking... Not my kind of thing.

Captcha's
kiss me: Captcha, you saucy devil you!
hairy eyeball: No, not into that stuff!

 

[RealRT]

1. Male
2. Straight
3. Girl on girl, nipple sucking
4. Nothing really freaky
5. Rape, pain, urine and shit, other dudes.

 

[Verlander]

1) Male

2) Straight

3) I'm pretty active in the fet scene, so I'll do most things, but I don't identify having a fetish as such. I'm naturally dominant, and am a "greedy guy"

4) This month? Had a threesome with two pregnant girls. Not going to list beyond that, would get out of hand. It gets hard to gauge what's "extreme" or not really. For some it's group sex, for others it's BDSM etc

5) There aren't many lines, but won't break the law. I do not believe in non-consensual sex, (which doesn't include planned events). Don't enjoy being dominated, I naturally try to overcome it.