The greatest robber ever.

[Omnidum]

Seriously, he is. [http://www.isnichwahr.de/r33778916-mann-ueberfaellt-laden-mit-palme.html]

 

[Zombie_King]

Seriously, he is. [http://www.isnichwahr.de/r33778916-mann-ueberfaellt-laden-mit-palme.html]

My vote goes to this guy: Spain's "Robin Hood" [http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/sep/19/spain]

 

[Mstrswrd]

Seriously, he is. [http://www.isnichwahr.de/r33778916-mann-ueberfaellt-laden-mit-palme.html]

Was that a plant? Wow.

 

[NewClassic_v1legacy]

Seriously, he is. [http://www.isnichwahr.de/r33778916-mann-ueberfaellt-laden-mit-palme.html]

How would that headline pan out?
Local Ruffian upraises plants, lowers standards?
Plant-obsessed thief raises eyebrows and palm leaves?
Plants described for the birds, not armed robbery?

Frankly, I'm giving this guy props. At least he got out of there with his life, without being jailed, and with his plant-in-tow.

 

[huntedannoyed]

Hahah, he looks like the Penguin! Spain's Robin Hood was a good story too, Zombie.

 

[Omnidum]

Seriously, he is. [http://www.isnichwahr.de/r33778916-mann-ueberfaellt-laden-mit-palme.html]

How would that headline pan out?
Local Ruffian upraises plants, lowers standards?
Plant-obsessed thief raises eyebrows and palm leaves?
Plants described for the birds, not armed robbery?

Frankly, I'm giving this guy props. At least he got out of there with his life, without being jailed, and with his plant-in-tow.

Also note that he sticks half of his face down his shirt instead of cloaking it.

...50 dollah!

 

[H.R.Shovenstuff]

Two things: Firstly, there is little room for discussion in the first post.
And secondly, I read the title as 'greatest robot ever' so I'm gonna answer that question, which I like more.

The greatest robot ever was clank.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

He should have decided to leave while he was ahead.

I wonder if he tree-ted himself with the money he stole.

It's possible he might branch into more ambitious crimes.

Puns aside, that is possibly the bravest and stupidest thing I have ever seen caught on camera.

 

[H.R.Shovenstuff]

He should have decided to leave while he was ahead.

I wonder if he tree-ted himself with the money he stole.

It's possible he might branch into more ambitious crimes.

I feel physically ill.

 

[NewClassic_v1legacy]

Two things: Firstly, there is little room for discussion in the first post.
And secondly, I read the title as 'greatest robot ever' so I'm gonna answer that question, which I like more.

The greatest robot ever is NewClassic.

That would be an interesting topic, come to think of it. And I definitely agree with your assessment of the greatest robot ever.

 

[ElephantGuts]

Skills.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

He should have decided to leave while he was ahead.

I wonder if he tree-ted himself with the money he stole.

It's possible he might branch into more ambitious crimes.

I feel physically ill.

In that case, my work here is done.

I wonder why he chose to rob a place using what looks like a leek? If you ask me, there must be a leak in his brain somewhere.

 

[H.R.Shovenstuff]

He should have decided to leave while he was ahead.

I wonder if he tree-ted himself with the money he stole.

It's possible he might branch into more ambitious crimes.

I feel physically ill.

In that case, my work here is done.

I wonder why he chose to rob a place using what looks like a leek? If you ask me, there must be a leak in his brain somewhere.

You should leaf it there for the puns. They are driving me barking mad.

 

[NewClassic_v1legacy]

He should have decided to leave while he was ahead.

I wonder if he tree-ted himself with the money he stole.

It's possible he might branch into more ambitious crimes.

I feel physically ill.

In that case, my work here is done.

I wonder why he chose to rob a place using what looks like a leek? If you ask me, there must be a leak in his brain somewhere.

At this point, you're dropping these puns on purpose. How about a splash of diversity, Johnn?

 

[bad rider]

I once read a story about a man holding up a bookstore with a vibrator. Note he was successful but his mates did him in. Personally i think hes a greater robber but whatever.

Note : would source evidence but i can't find a link. (don't try googling it...)

 

[Johnn Johnston]

He should have decided to leave while he was ahead.

I wonder if he tree-ted himself with the money he stole.

It's possible he might branch into more ambitious crimes.

I feel physically ill.

In that case, my work here is done.

I wonder why he chose to rob a place using what looks like a leek? If you ask me, there must be a leak in his brain somewhere.

At this point, you're dropping these puns on purpose. How about a splash of diversity, Johnn?

I'll finish derailing this thread any further. I'm making an ash of myself, and you guys are probably thinking I'm a son of a birch.

 

[ElephantGuts]

stupd ppl r funny

Imagine if I actually posted like that on the Escapist, like, regularly?

That would be...like...the apocolypse.

NOTE TO MODS: I know just the site of that 'sentence' makes your eyes bleed but I was just making an example so no disciplinary action is necessary. (See? I'm scared of you now. Grats.)

 

[SomeBritishDude]

OMG...Thats the most seriel thing I've seen...not high ofcoarse

 

[ThePoodonkis]

This made my day the moment he tried to stab at the guy with the tree and the worker countered it with a slap to the hand.

 

[ThaBenMan]

Spoiler: This is the greatest robber ever