The greatest robber ever.

[Meado]

He should have decided to leave while he was ahead.

I wonder if he tree-ted himself with the money he stole.

It's possible he might branch into more ambitious crimes.

I feel physically ill.

In that case, my work here is done.

I wonder why he chose to rob a place using what looks like a leek? If you ask me, there must be a leak in his brain somewhere.

At this point, you're dropping these puns on purpose. How about a splash of diversity, Johnn?

I'll finish derailing this thread any further. I'm making an ash of myself, and you guys are probably thinking I'm a son of a birch.

Fir the love of God, stop with the puns.

 

[savandicus]

I think the greatest robber has to be the guy who tried to rob a store with an unloaded gun and managed to let the staff get it and then he stuck his hands up and was arrested by someone with his unloaded gun despite him knowing it had nothing in XD