The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For *Passes over Brain pie*.
*Starts eating the Nine Devines*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not eating Lex.

[sup]God, I hate Lex.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For...
*Gets interupted by Big Green Floating Ball*
[HEADING=1]Achievement unlocked!
GOD-EATER[/HEADING]
[HEADING=2]Eat a lot of gods.[/HEADING]
[HEADING=3]Infinite god-points[/HEADING]

*Starts over*
For "Who's Lex? Lex Luther?"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not remembering Lex.

[sup]Guard from Oblivion?[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Oh, that annoying guy who was bothering me during my quest to become the Gray Fox?"
"I sent him off to Anvil!"
*Eats Tamriel with everyone in it.*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "You dare interrupt me! Only I interrupt me! Like just then. I'm speakin' with someone! We'll talk later. Or not. When is later, exactly? Not now, I'm sure of that."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I already ate that guy earlier, he turned into Jyggalag while I was eating him!"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Jyggalag! He is the Prince of Order. Or biscuits...no, Order! And not in a good way. Bleak. Colorless. Dead. Boring, boring, boring! And not a fan of my work, I can tell you. Hates it, hates me. You've seen his knights. Not the warm and cuddly sort."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For quoting someone I ate.
*Searches Wikipedia for gods. A.K.A. Reads the menu.*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "I'll Kalicrak the Findoo. I will. You Terratet it!"

[sup]Gawd bless, Wikiquote.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Quoting"
*Eats the gods of Olympus*
*Starts making his way to Asgard*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being God hungry God eater...thing.

[sup]"You sleep rather soundly for a murderer."[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I sleep soundly because I'm not held back by something pathetic like a consciense, morals or ethics."

*Eats all remaining gods*
*Goes to where the Titans have been locked up.*

 

[Ren3004]

... for not having a conscience.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for eating every God in existence.

[sup]"Lord Dagon will welcome your soul in Oblivion!"[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I already ate Dagon, along with the other Daedric princes."
*Finishes eating the Titans*
*Starts eating everything he hasn't eaten already.*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Cat's out of the bag on that one, isn't it? Who puts cats in bags, anyway? Cats hate bags."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For *eats the cat and the bag*
*continues eating everything*

 

[Ren3004]

... for having an endless stomach.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For *Eats Ren3004's avatar.*