The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

...for not trusting me.

*sob* I just want us to be friends. *sob*

 

[Cherry Cola]

Statement: For being an insufferable meatbag.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "SELECT * FROM plans"

 

[Cherry Cola]

for being a troll

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For also being a troll.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For that exact reason.

 

[Lambi]

...for the same reason.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

FOR THE CAPS LOCK

 

[Cherry Cola]

FOR ALSO DOING CAPS LOCK.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not using any capitals letters.