The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for celebrating my Clutch-y goodness with cheap wine.

[sup]What a cheap skate...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking I would be anything but cheap.

[sup]"Miserly" is my middle name![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being ninja'd by a Commi.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For mentioning ninjas in my presence.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having a presence.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not presenting the like.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not liking presents.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not getting any presents.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not stopping Goat eating my presents!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for letting the Goat ruin Christmas.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking anyone could stop Goat.

[sup]He's an unstoppable eating machine![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for letting the mob go wild.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a promoter of eartbound causes.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not being a promoter of eartbound causes.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a promoter of planet-destroying causes.