The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

For having PINK toenails.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a PINK toenail.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having a PURPLE forehead.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having a sudden heart attack.

 

[Lambi]

For YELLOW!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For abuse of color.
[sup]It's useless, color doesn't even feel pain.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For BLACK!
[sup]Wait...[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting the industry to acknowledge splatterings of paint as art.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for punching the head of the AARP.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for head butting the Pope.

 

[Lambi]

For assbutting the Knight in Shining Armor.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for killing David Bowie.

 

[Neonbob]

...for landing on the moon with a string cheese wrapper.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not bringing a string cheese wrapper.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for giving me all of the string cheese.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not sharing it with Neon.
[sup]Oh well. Now he can carry the rest of my luggage.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for eating his own face.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for crimson and clover.