the hill game

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Okay, okay, no more fun games now¨.

*picks up the phone and dials up a number*

Yeah Benny, you wanna come and take care of a problem for me? Yeah, it's just on the hill.

*Benny the Metagross shows up and destroys everything on the hill*

Whoa....not much left of the hill, but what's left is mine!

 

[Teoes]

*dumps soil on top of Morsomk*

My (bumpy, moving slightly) hill.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

*Digs out of the soil and grabs Teoes leg*

This hill is mine!

*Morsomk used Thunder on Teoes*

*It's super effective*

 

[Teoes]

That wasn't my leg.
*finds a new hill*

My hill.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

*clones hill*

My hill

*destroys old hill, making it into a valley*

Your valley

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*takes over all the high ground*

My strategically placed hill.

 

[Teoes]

*dsitracts with kittens*

My hill.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

*Uses his walkie talkie*

You guys ready? Ok...3...2...1...NOW!

*All of a sudden, a group of Digletts under the hill start to use Earthquake and end up destroying the hill and Teoes on top of it*

Whoa, that's a lot of destruction

*Stands on top of Teoes head*

My hill!

 

[Teoes]

I am not a hill!

*goes to land registry, puts in a bid*

My legally-owned hill. Get orf my land!

 

[Hman121]

*spends years studying law, making friends and bribes along the way to own the hill*

It is my hill now, commoner!

 

[Teoes]

*goes naked rambling*

My -breezy- hill!

 

[karcentric]

Indecent exposure is a serious crime.

*has Teoes arrested*

My law abiding hill.

 

[Teoes]

*exorcises karcentric*

My hill.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

*Brings all his PC setup on the hill*

My hill now and I will maybe share it with you if you play a game with me.

 

[Teoes]

*beats Morsomk at his choice of games.*

Boom. My hill.

 

[Teoes]

*sits at your Xbox, starts a new game of GTA-V and asks if it's ok to save over your profile*

My hill.

 

[Teoes]

*respawns*

My hill.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

*Eating a pancake*

Pretty tired of the whole Pokémon move thing, so guess what?

*Shoots Teoes in the head*

My hill now.

 

[Teoes]

*ties a fishing pole to Morsomk's back, dangling a pancake down in front of his face. Morsomk chases it off into the distance*

My hill.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

*Comes back with a fishing pole and a pancake in his mouth. Uses the fishing pole to reel in Teoes*

It's not a very big one, I guess I will let this one go.

*Lets Teoes go down the hill*

Ohh yeah, my hill.