The Horatio Game

[WafflesandBacon]

Looks like its *Sunglasses* Game over.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Man killed by a zerg rush.

 

[Ren3004]

Looks like he... *sunglasses*... isn't a Rush fan.

A man jumps off a plane without a parachute.

 

[Paksenarrion]

I guess the airline food... *shades* ...didn't agree with him.

A parachute jumps off a man without a plane.

 

[Ren3004]

Looks like this murder... *sunglasses*... is gonna be crazy.

A man is found dead with his face in a frying fan.

 

[CounterAttack]

Clearly he never made it... *sunglasses* into the fire.

A woman is found killed in a wine cellar.

 

[Ren3004]

Well, I guess that alcohol... *sunglasses*... kills.

A woman is thrown in front of the subway.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I guess she *Sunglasses* didn't miss the train.

Man killed by dogs.

 

[Ren3004]

Well, Frank... *sunglasses*... it's a dog-eat-dog world.

A man has an anvil dropped on his head.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Well it looks like acme... *Sunglasses.* is still up to tricking Wiley.
(It sucked....)

Man was hit by a meteor.

 

[Baby Eater]

Well it looks like the meteor*takes sunglasses off* rocked his world.

Man found dead covered in bike tracks.

 

[CounterAttack]

Looks like the road... *sunglasses* hit back.

Entertainer found dead in her bedroom.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Looks like she, *sunglasses.* wrote her last teen drama.

Man killed by a lion.

 

[DuplicateValue]

Looks like he *sunglasses* wasn't cut out for the circus.

Skydiver's parachute fails to open.

 

[Baby Eater]

It looks like everything *takes sunglasses off* fell apart.
YEEEEEEAAHHH!
Man killed by clowns.

 

[Ren3004]

I think he... *sunglasses*... died of laughter.

A man dies of laughter.

 

[CounterAttack]

So much for laughter being... *sunglasses* the best medicine.

A man was killed in a frat-house.

 

[Baby Eater]

It looks like this man *takes sunglasses off* got expelled.

Woman found hung by a tree

 

[Ren3004]

I guess he... *sunglasses*... was a tree-hanger.

A man is crushed by a metal pole.

 

[Baby Eater]

Looks like he *takes sunglasses off*....was a metalhead.

Man killed by a killer whale.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Looks like someone...*shades*...released the kraken.

Horatio, someone released the kraken.