The Horatio Game

[Ren3004]

OK, so the purpose of this game is to make a Horatio Caine one-liner in response to the previous post. For example:

Poster 1: A dead body was found in a freezer.
Poster 2: Looks like our victim... *puts on sunglasses*... was iced.

If you need inspiration, you can watch this video.

Spoiler

The victim was killed in a drive-by... the killer shot him from the passenger seat.

 

[Lambi]

Looks like our killer...*takes sunglasses off*...rode shotgun.

A dead body was found in the trunk of a car.

 

[Ren3004]

Looks like... *puts on sunglasses* he was left behind.

A dead body is found in front of his computer.

 

[NeoAC]

Looks like this guy... *puts on sunglasses* got logged off for good.

A dead girl found in a pool.

 

[Ren3004]

This is a pool... *takes off sunglasses*... a dead pool.

A man was buried alive.

 

[Lambi]

Looks like this guy...*takes sunglasses off*...took a dirt nap.

A burned victim in a kitchen.

 

[Ren3004]

Looks like cats... *puts sunglasses on*... don't always fall on their feet.

A man is found hung in his bedroom.

 

[Lambi]

Looks like our victim...*takes off sunglasses*...was dead tired.

A dead victim is found in a news office.

[sup]I feel the urge to put YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHH! in the middle...[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

I'll bet his murder... *takes off sunglasses*... will be all over the news.

A man dies on the toilet.
[sub]I know, but that would take a bit longer to write and significantly increase the amount of ninjaing. Unless people edit their posts to do it.[/sub]

 

[Lambi]

Looks like our victim...*puts on sunglasses*...did more then #1 and #2.

A man is killed with a garden hose.

[sup]Yeah, you're right.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

Apparently gardening... *puts on sunglasses*... is dangerous for you.

A man is mauled by a wild animal.

 

[Lambi]

Looks like our victim...*Takes off sunglasses*...wasn't an animal lover.

A woman is found dead in a car in the ocean.

 

[Ren3004]

Looks like for her... *puts on sunglasses*... the road ended.

A man is found beaten to death with a femur.

[sub]I decided to post a picture because it's just so... pretty.[/sub]

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I guess he always was...
*Sunglasses*
Pretty bony.

A body is found surrounded by Michael jackson CDs

Spoiler: Bryghtside

Looks like the killer... *puts on sunglasses* liked their meat medium rare.[footnote]No, I don't know what that means either.[/footnote]

Surely the killer would like their meat well done if the body was found burned?

 

[Ren3004]

Murder... *puts on sunglasses*... by music.

An astronaut is found dead.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I guess he was pretty...
*Sunglasses*
...Spaced out

Obama is shot by a sniper.
[sub]Ohhhhh.
Controversy, whatcha gonna do?[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

Looks like he... *puts on sunglasses*... blacked out.
[sub]NOT RACIST![/sub]

A man is found sliced in half.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I guess he was in... *Sunglasses* ...Two minds.

Al Gore dies in a traffic collision
[sub]Most obvious set up. EVER[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

Guess that trying to save the environment... *puts on sunglasses*... didn't save him.
[sub]Out of curiosity, what were you thinking of?[/sub]

Michael Atkinson is found beaten to death with a game controller.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

HA! Asshole had it coming *sungalsses* What? That was it.
I guess video games... *Sunglasses* ...Can be bad for your health

George Bush chokes on a pretzel...
Again...
But dies this time.
[sub]I was actually thinking "I guess *sunglasses* the internet crashed[/sub]