The Horatio Game

[S.R.S.]

Well then, I guess it's time *sunglasses* to bring it back.

A man commited suicide by jumping off the highest builing he could find.

 

[zenoaugustus]

Looks like this leap of faith...*takes off sunglasses*...couldn't find the bin of hay.
(Sorry, couldn't help but make an Assassin's Creed reference).

A man is killed by hitting a giant fan while pooping himself.

 

[VinnyKings]

Looks like he overdosed... *takes of glasses* on laxative...

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

A man is murdered in an ambulance.

Edit:
Looks like.... *puts on glasses* the shit hit the fan.
Courtesy of zenoaugustus

 

[Ren3004]

Looks like he was treated... *sunglasses*... by Dr. Death.

A man dies in a fire.

 

[Tuddle]

Looks like he got *takes of glasses* burned!

A man dies of knife to the back.

 

[Ren3004]

Looks like our killer... *sunglasses*... was a backstabber.

A dead body is found holding the killer's severed arm.

 

[Tuddle]

Looks like we are looking for *sunglasses* a one-armed bandit!

A eyeball was found in some guys soup.

 

[Ren3004]

Horatio, a guy found an eyeball in his soup.
He must have felt... *sunglasses*... like he was being watched.

A man is found dead in his hotel room.

 

[Tuddle]

Looks like he forgot to *sunglasses* check out.

A man was found hanged in wal-mart.

 

[CounterAttack]

He could check out any time he liked... *sunglasses* but he could never leave.

OT: Looks to me like... *sunglasses* more than just prices were murdered.

A man is found dead with a book of puns lying nearby.

 

[Tuddle]

He must have been *sunglasses* dead-tired of looking for a pun about death.

A woman is found dead in the clothing department of wal-mart.

 

[Bootkiller]

I wonder who got the points... *Sunglasses* for this headshot.

The victim was wearing a banana suit.

 

[Ren3004]

That dress... *sunglasses*... does make her look fat.

A man is murdered after making a sexist comment.

 

[Tuddle]

I guess it's *Sunglasses* Peanut-Butter-Jelly-Time


The Victim is still alive.

 

[Tuddle]

Looks like that guy made *sunglasses* his last remark.

A guy is found dead in the snow.

 

[SteakHeart]

I'd call that... *Sunglasses* A bad snow day.

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!

The victim was found having bled to death after his testicles were ripped out.

 

[Tuddle]

Holy Hell.. *Sunglasses* *Pukes*


The victim was shot in the head.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I guess I'm *sunglasses* an attention whore
YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH

The victim is hit by an Ice cream truck

 

[CounterAttack]

Talk about giving someone... *sunglasses* the cold shoulder.

The victim was killed on the set of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Well looks like he *sunglasses* was beamed up

Someone killed while dressed as a Na'vi