The Horatio Game

[Paksenarrion]

Looks like someone...*shades*...was knocked out by a cheap knock off.

Horatio, an entire species was killed by a 9 year old child who thought he was only playing a game.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Looks like video games, *Sunglasses.* DO rot your mind.

A man was found hung on his ceiling which was too high for any of his chairs to reach and only a puddle of water was below him.

 

[Ren3004]

Looks like our victim... *sunglasses*... was iced.

A man is killed by a seagull.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

We can't let this case....*Sunglasses*....Fly.

Man is killed over some money.

 

[Bootkiller]

It appears that this guy *sunglasses* had bills to pay.

Victim was found with his head in a toilet.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Looks like he... *Sunglasses.* Was an Elvis fan.

Good? Bad? In the middle?

Man found with head smashed in a bloody mess on the floor.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Clean up...*Sunglasses*...On aisle 4.

Man killed on a boat.

 

[Zedzero]

Looks likes...*Sunglasses*...he was taken out to sea.

Man killed by one liners marathon.

 

[Space Cowgirl]

Looks like... *Sunglasses* The end of the line. /lame

Man found hanging by hooks through the back in an abandoned warehouse.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Looks like he *sunglasses* was hung to dry

Someone dies with a red ring imprinted on their chest

 

[Space Cowgirl]

Looks like he... *Sunglasses* ...Was their target.

Someone is found shot with the Red Bull logo imprinted on their stomach.

 

[Ren3004]

Looks like he didn't grab the bull... *sunglasses*... by the horns.

A man is buried alive.

 

[Space Cowgirl]

Looks like he... *Shades* ... Couldn't worm his way out of this one.

Woman is found nude, strangled and hung by her legs in her kitchen.

 

[Ren3004]

Well... *sunglasses*... she's in her deathday suit.

The victim dies in his sleep.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Looks like this lunchable...*shades*...lunched on him.

Horatio, a moon-sized battle fortress was destroyed by a bunch of terrorists and walking teddy bears.

 

[Ren3004]

Looks like David... *sunglasses*... beat Goliath.

A man dies in a freak accident.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Looks like...*Sunglasses*... I got nothin.

Man killed by a man in a mickey mouse suit.

 

[dalek sec]

Looks like... *puts on sunglasses*... it's a small world after all.

A man just got blown up by a pipe bomb!

 

[Spiner909]

Looks like this guy...*puts on glasses* hit the end of his fuse.
A man was beaten to death with a spoon by an Irish bomber pilot.

If you get a really creative one from that, you are awesome.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Looks like this man *sunglasses* did his last jig.

A man killed by Horatio Caine.