The Horatio Game

[Tuddle]

If you can't dodge traffic *sunglasses* you can't dodge a ball.

Man dies from post-it notes.

 

[Ren3004]

That must have been... *sunglasses*... a death note.

A man throws himself off a cliff.

 

[FalconOne]

looks like this guy *puts on sunglasses* fell off the Earth.

A man dies playing Sega Rally Championship.

 

[UnusualStranger]

I guess he couldn't handle *sunglasses* fresh breath.

A man is killed by his own car keys.

 

[Bootkiller]

Looks like he was kept *sunglasses* under lock and key.

A man is found dead with a large hole in his torso.

 

[Ren3004]

Looks like our vic... *sunglasses*... feels empty.

A man in killed by his identical twin brother.

 

[Jav3lin]

Looks like this man got a bit too much *sunglasses* brotherly love...

A woman is found dead on a McDonalds kitchen floor, holding a frying pan.

 

[UnusualStranger]

I guess she didn't *sunglasses* get fries with that.

A midget is found dead in a basketball court.

 

[Queen Michael]

I guess his life was *sunglasses* too short.

A goth girl is found dead inside a Hot Topic.

 

[Dr.Susse]

It's sad when kids think *sunnies* Fashion is killer.

Man was killed for posting in the wrong forum

 

[Ren3004]

I hope that someone... *sunglasses*... necroes this.

A man sidesteps a pothole and falls off a bridge.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Guess he didn't know one wrong step *sunglasses* can be your last.

A woman was killed with a stapler.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I guess she had problems *Sunnies* keeping together.

Man died doing what he loved

 

[dalek sec]

Looks like he.... *puts on sunglasses* died with a smile on his face.

Horatio, a man was hit by a ice cream truck!

 

[mcgroobber]

this murder was in *sunglasses* cold blood

man dies from botox injection

 

[Paksenarrion]

Looks like he...*shades*...wanted to be a she.

Man dies from falling off a kilometer long shaft of a space station.

 

[Ren3004]

In space... *sunglasses*... no one can hear you scream.

A man is killed by a time traveler from the 18th century.

 

[Broken Orange]

It looks like that he was...*Sunglasses*...killing time.

 

[Ren3004]

A man is killed for not posting a new case in a forum game.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I guess he *Sunglasses* Ouch I put the arm bit in my eye dam. That hurt

Man dies from choosing death over death.