The Horatio Game

[BrailleOperatic]

You've got to be *sunglasses* shitting me.

Severely obese man found at his desk. Still running on the computer was his preferred MMO where he had, evidently, also just died.

 

[Jaywebbs]

looks like he *sunglasses* couldn't get a battle rez

Man killed by an old revolutionary musket.

 

[Robert632]

Looks like he was *sunglasses* a post revolutionary.

Man killed by his ass fountain.

 

[Jaywebbs]

You know what they say... Live by the ass *sunglasses* Die by the ass

Man was found dead after posting on The Escapist, Horatio Game thread.

 

[Robert632]

Looks like the pun *sunglasses* was intended

A man was killed by a vigina.

 

[Jaywebbs]

Looks like the old wives tale is true *sunglasses* a cat can steal your breath.

Man was killed by flag pole.

 

[Robert632]

Looks like he's *sunglasses* a ture patriot.

A woman was bludgeoned to death with an apple.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

I guess she's *sunglasses* a PC.

Man found stabbed with a sword wearing nothing but a helmet.

 

[Robert632]

Looks like he's *sunglasses* a helmet head.

A man was licked to the centre.

 

[Jaywebbs]

Well, I guess we now know *sunglasses* how many likes it takes to get to his center

Man dies at a civil war re-enactment

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Looks like the south *sunglasses* didn't rise again.

[small]Am I doing it right?[/small]

Someone's skull is impaled on a pike.

 

[Jaywebbs]

[small]Am I doing it right?[/small]

firstly is sunglasses, after you post the funny comment you also have to state the setup for the next one.

It looks like our killer *sunglasses* is a fisher of men[small] ya see what I did there[/small]

Man is found dead in hot tub with genitalia caught in a jet.

 

[Robert632]

Looks like he was a *sunglasses* penetrater.

A man was beaten to death with a walrus.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Looks like this man *sunglasses* was not the eggman.

A woman was found chopped up in a dumpster.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Looks like she *sunglasses* got the chop.

Man found dead wearing a shirt that said "Living La Vida Loca".

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Looks like he *sunglasses* died La Muerto Loca.
[small]My Spanish sucks, get used to it[/small]

A man was found dead with fish sticks in his neck.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Looks like someone *sunglasses* likes fishdicks.

Man was found dead, hung by his foot from a medusa lamp.

 

[Stone Wera]

Looks like this... *sunglasses* ... Will be a hung jury.

A man was found dead, shoved inside a breifcase.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Looks like this guy *sunglasses* didn't like boxers.

A clown was found dead with its head in a toilet and rainbow vomit all over the place.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Looks like Wera *sunglasses* got stoned.

Dane Cook found dead. Possibly the act of a wondrous Samaritan.