The Horatio Game

[Blue Musician]

Looks like *sunglasses* we need a cook before the sunrise (it's night right now).

A person was found dead in Times square and his face is unrecognizable due that his face it a perfect 2D square.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

And there goes *sunglasses* my brother from another geometric plane.

A blue head androgynous individual's head is found in a box. The body is nowhere to be found.

 

[Blue Musician]

And there *sunglasses* goes the last person that laughed at squares *sigh*


A square torso was found in my sunglasses trunk, apparently for laughing at Rei Ayanami according to a videotape, some bodyguards killed him apparently. His head was found in a square house that was black, the square legs were found in my square roof, and the square arms were found in a square van. His square stiffy is yet to be squarely found.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Looks like we have yet to find his *sunglasses* square root.

A man was found holding a Pokemon Red cartridge and a note that says Lavender Town.

 

[Robert632]

Looks like he couldn't *sunglasses* catch'em all.

A man is found dead, and is only wearing panty hose.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Looks like he *sunglasses* didn't get his date.

Roger Daltrey was found dead.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Now we'll never know *sunglasses* who you are.

Man found dead, dressed up as a mudkip.

 

[Robert632]

Looks like he*sunglasses* Leiked them.

A woman is found dead wearing a human costume.

 

[Ren3004]

This Halloween... *sunglasses*... she was scared to death.

A man is crushed by a falling Tetris block.

 

[Robert632]

Looks like her line was *sunglasses* destroyed.

A man is found dead inside a bear.

 

[Ren3004]

Looks like he... *sunglasses*... couldn't bear the pressure.

A man dies while drinking ketchup from the bottle.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

I guess he just couldn't *sunglasses* catch up.

A couple is found dead, each strangling the other.

 

[Ren3004]

Talk about... *sunglasses*... tough love.


A man dies while having sex.

 

[Robert632]

Now that's *sunglasses* a sexy way to go.

A man is found with hippo urine in his blood.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Seems he's got *sunglasses* horse water.

Prodigious nerd found dead, his head crushed beneath a textbook.

 

[Robert632]

Looks like he was *sunglasses* Hung up on homework.

A woman is found dead with a homeless guy having sex with her dead body.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

It seems someone *sunglasses* gave a little bit of their love to you.

Homeless guy found dead after being caught having sex with a dead woman.

 

[Robert632]

Looks like his penis*sunglasses* found a home.

A pineapple was used to bludgeon a man to death.

 

[Ren3004]

Who days that fruit... *sunglasses*... is good for you?

A black man is found dead wearing a KKK outfit.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Looks like he *sunglasses* was riding the pineapple express.

A man was found with a computer mouse shoved down his throat.