The Horatio Game

[Ren3004]

Aaaaaand... *sunglasses*... double click.

A man beats himself to death with a keyboard.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Control, alt *sunglasses* delete.

Tim Buckley found dead in a room filled with homages to him, written by himself.

 

[Robert632]

Looks like this *sunglasses* is a case of lost love.

A man was found with a bat in his brain.

 

[Blue Musician]

Looks that *sunglasses* his mind was very dark.


A Man was found dead with a book called the Necronomicon in his hands. Next to him is a squishy thingy...

 

[BrailleOperatic]

And now it seems *sunglasses* Cthulhu must wait some more.

Woman found dead, laying in a fishmonger's wheelbarrow.

 

[Robert632]

Looks like she's *sunglasses* the catch of the day.

A man was found with a condom with a sausage in it lodged in his liver.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

No glove, *sunglasses* no love.

A man was found dead with 29 jacks in his stomach.

 

[Ren3004]

This doesn't mean... *sunglasses*... jack shit.

A man is run over by a truck.

 

[Stone Wera]

Looks like he's... *sunglasses* ...Roadkill.

A man was found with his head forcibly shoved up his anus.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

It's too late for him to *sunglasses* pull his head out of his ass.

A woman is found dead, with batteries stuck in her ears.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Looks like she'll never hear *Sunglasses* the charges.

A man dies in a fishing murder.

 

[Robert632]

This murder smells *sunglasses* fishy.

MAn is found incased in frozen vanilla.

 

[Ren3004]

Looks like the victim was... *sunglasses*... Vanilla Iced.
YEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!


A man falls off a plane and lands on a pine tree that impales him.

 

[Zirat]

Seems like Christmas *glasses* couldnt wait for him.

A man is found dead wrapped in tin foil at a garbage dump

 

[Robert632]

Looks like the trash *sunglasses* was taken out.

A man is found drowned in his own blood.

 

[Ren3004]

*sunglasses* Bloody Hell.


A man drinks to death.

 

[capin Rob]

looks like someone put him *Sunglasses* On ice

Man dies at the DMV

 

[Zirat]

I guess he *sunnies* finally punched his ticket.

A man is found impaled on skates in the middle of a parking lot.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

I always knew *sunglasses* disco was dead.

Elvis impersonator found dead on the roadside, bleeding from his eyeballs.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I guess Elvis has finnaly *Sunglasses* Left the building.
*Hangs head in shame*


A man died after palying too much farmville.