The Horatio Game

[Blue Musician]

I guess *sunglasses* the DVD player is the culprit.

A woman was found inside a house with no possible traces of murder, heart failure nor poisoning.

 

[Mrkittycat]

It looks like she *sunglasses* made a death sammich.

 

[Blue Musician]

It seems like *sunglasses* he was interrupted before making his statement.

A dead cat was found inside a dead man's womb.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

I guess the cat *sunglasses* got more than just his tongue.

A man died because a girl kicked him in the huevos too hard

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Now that's what I call *sunglasses* taking one for the team.

A man is found dead buried under mountains of Rei Ayanami cosplay costumes.

 

[Blue Musician]

I guess *sunglasses* it was the Pixel's man fault.

A dead square head was found inside a square body which also had a square pencil, a square cube and a square limb.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

I bet he wishes he *sunglasses* thought outside the box.

Two men found dead each atop a different tall building with the other one in clear view and rifles at their sides.

 

[Blue Musician]

I guess *sunglasses* they played a MW2 no scope game.

A dead man was found with a piano on top of him.

 

[Alexeduardo]

I guess *sunglasses* an autistic genius *sunglasses* is our key suspect

A man is found dead inside a giant blue bucket

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

I guess he *sun glasses* took out the trash.

The pizza boy got killed by an evil pizza

 

[BrailleOperatic]

He should've order it *sunglasses* no mushrooms.

A man found dead pantsless at his computer. His browser is still open on Neopets.

 

[Alexeduardo]

I guess he felt *sunglasses* fists of furry.

A man is found beheaded with his head replaced with that of a horse.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

At least he isn't *sunglasses* a horse's ass.

A woman is found dead, crushed under the weight of her misproportioned purse.

 

[Ren3004]

Well, now we know... *sunglasses*... what women keep in their purses.


A person is crushed by a train.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Apparently someone *sunglasses* left for Chicago at 9:00 a.m.

 

[Ren3004]

Well, I... *sunglasses*... can't see it.


A man kills himself when he can't come up with a pun.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

The slow-witted *sunglasses* get pun-ished.

A man is found dead with "catharsis" carved into his chest.

 

[Ren3004]

Looks like the killer... *sunglasses*... wasn't illiterate.


A man is thrown off a cliff.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Humpty dumpty *sunglasses* had a great fall.

A man is found with a golf club lodged in his skull.

 

[Ren3004]

He may have been killed...*sunglasses*... by a Tiger.

A man stabs himself in the back seven times and throws himself off a bridge.