The Horatio Game

[Xpwn3ntial]

It seems his mind *sunglasses* was blown.

Yeah.

The President of Game Freak is found dead with his mouth shoved full of cotton swabs.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Looks like I'm not the only one...*sunglasses*...who doesn't have time to google Game Freak, so this one liner would be coming from a more informed position and probably be funnier.

(sorry)

A man is found dead in a chocolate factory, next to a yak.

(good luck)

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

He never should have told the yak *shades* the secret ingrediant...

A man died by a gunshot while watching Man on Fire

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Looks like... *sunglasses* ... a Titanic disaster!

A kid was found poisoned with caramel.

 

[Stone Wera]

Looks like his sweet tooth... *sunglasses* ... Got pulled.

A pastor is found dead with his head stuck in the toilet.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Looks like he... *Sunglasses*... Prayed his last to the porcelain god.

A midget was decapitated while attacking someone.

 

[Zirat]

Seems like he *Sunnies* came up short

A man is found, head first, lodged into a woodchipper

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Looks like... *Sunglasses* ...He went to pieces.

A gun was found in a pool of blood.

 

[Ren3004]

*sunglasses* Bloody Hell.

A guy falls off a balcony while trying to catch a frisbee.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

That was indeed *sunglasses* ultimate frisbee.

The mayor of your city has committed suicide.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Looks like the smear campaigns? *sunglasses* ?Smeared him. That and why are we investigating this.

A the upper part of a woman exploded.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Looks like these funbags...*sunglasses*...weren't so fun after all.

A supermodel is found beaten to death with a hammer.

(I've thought of a really funny one for this which I WILL reveal if the next person doesn't think of it..)

 

[Agent_Nahmen_Jayden]

Looks like that supermodel *sunglasses* got hammered. (that's probably not it huh?)

A man is found dead, Shamwow being the culprit.

 

[Tuddle]

There is only one thing that can be a murder weapon and clean up a scene like this....*sunglasses*....ShamWow!

(act now and get the second murder free)


A man dies from his heart being ripped out.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

I guess it was a *shades* heart attack.
(Heartless is too obvious)

A man died by a gunshot in the shower

 

[Tuddle]

That's what I call *sunglasses* a clean wash.

A man dies from explosion while listening to the 1812 overture.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

It seems to be a... *sunglasses* ...classic explosion.

a man was killed in a silly string factory.

 

[Ren3004]

His life was hanging... *sunglasses*... by a string.


A man dies after diving in a pool with no water.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Looks like he learned... *sunglasses* ...the hard way.

A man was killed spinning on a x-acto knife.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

It looks like his routine *SUNGLASSES* wasn't exact.

A man dies from shock after watching Gigli.