The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence) - As Horrible as You'd Expect

[BayouStalker]

Honestly, the first one was made not by the villain being creepy (He wasn't in the least), but the fact that he was practically Skeletor in a shock horror movie. He made the first one completely hilarious with just the ridiculous amount of passion he put into the character. Really, the only reason to watch the first movie is him. It's just a grossout film series. The second one had a creepy villain, but in all honesty, it at that point became more of a cartoon. This one, probably one even see since the second one was pretty much more of an eh thing.

The first I recommended to people for two reasons, just to say they saw it, and the villain is Saturday morning villain awesome. The rest, not really even worth it unless you are maybe drunk and have absolutely nothing else worth watching.

 

[FPLOON]

Aw shit... I can't wait until this movie "series" get a reboot/remake in the future... Hopefully, whoever's doing them has more love in crafting something worth watching outside of shock value and meta references... right? Right? ...RIGHT???

It can't get a remake yet until it gets a sequel IN SPACE!!!.

Spoiler: DAMMIT!

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If that's the case, then The Human Centipede in Space would be the tenth movie in the [original] series! At that point, it would only take 8 years before the [pending] remake happens! INGENIOUS!!

 

[Bat Vader]

Aw shit... I can't wait until this movie "series" get a reboot/remake in the future... Hopefully, whoever's doing them has more love in crafting something worth watching outside of shock value and meta references... right? Right? ...RIGHT???

Other than that, I actually forgot that the second one was in black and white... and meta-references the first movie...

Neil Gaiman should craft a story about a human centipede. That or we get zombie Stanley Kubrick to have a go with it.

 

[Darth_Payn]

They made sequels to this shit? The people who paid real money to see the first two have no one to blame for this abomination but themselves.

 

[Bat Vader]

Is it just me or does the the short fat guy in the trailer remind anyone else of Oliver Hardy from Laurel and Hardy?

 

[Darks63]

Well one good thing about this movie is that you can watch Phelous suffer though a review of it in the near future .

 

[Fox12]

Neil Gaiman should craft a story about a human centipede.

Only if he makes a cameo in the next film. As Dream. Is it just me, or is Dream blatantly modeled after Neil Gaiman?

That would be the best set up ever. You go in expecting The Human Centipede 4, but nope. It's The Sandman movie!

Captcha: cloud nine

Not really, captcha. Gross.

 

[razer17]

I've not watched the first two (despite quite liking Dieter laser) nor will i watch this either...

Two things i take away from this review (not counting the strengthening of my desire never to see any of these films): The 'still funnier than Paul Blart 2' needs to become a meme and the interesting note that the best performance of the film is turned in by an adult actress (though admittedly a talented one).

Oh, that's who she is. I recognised the name but wasn't sure where from.

I've seen the first. It was awful. Won't be watching the other 2.

 

[Quellist]

I've not watched the first two (despite quite liking Dieter laser) nor will i watch this either...

Two things i take away from this review (not counting the strengthening of my desire never to see any of these films): The 'still funnier than Paul Blart 2' needs to become a meme and the interesting note that the best performance of the film is turned in by an adult actress (though admittedly a talented one).

Oh, that's who she is. I recognised the name but wasn't sure where from.

I've seen the first. It was awful. Won't be watching the other 2.

There's actually a porn parody of the first called 'The Human Sexipede'. Apparently its actually well written and funny! Likely a lot more palatable than the movie it was based on too...

 

[RJ 17]

This sounds like it could be Superjail the movie, but the show did way grosser stuff.

And was actually mildly entertaining for some episodes.

OT: To be quite honest: I didn't even know - or care - that they made a Human Centipede 2.