The "I'm Awesome" Thread

[martin's a madman]

I'm awesome because up until 3rd year second semester of highschool I wanted to be a writer and neglected maths because I wouldn't need it. Then I decided I liked physics and taught myself all the years of maths that I missed and finished Calculus with an 88.


EDIT: So, pretty much on a dime I changed my life goals and am now going to be attending university for physics.

 

[-KC-]

I'm awesome because:

-DA:O Nightmare difficulty
-297 Pokemons in pokemon Ruby edition
-I have 6 Latias and 6 Latios in one game
-I can kill holy paladin naked with two daggers as rogue (WoW)
-I can solo heal ICC 10
-I have realm first Grand Crusader achievement
-I got Raven Lord mount on 3rd run
-I can make fuking Lasagne
- ...

 

[JemothSkarii]

I'm awesome because I can hold my own in basketball despite having cerebral palsy on the right side of my body.

I'M NOT ALONE! I have Cerebal Palsy affecting my LEFT side!

OT: Well, letsee, I have Cerebal Palsy, never really finish what I start, only ever experienced internet relationships, have a cripplingly low self esteem, and broke up with my gf because I had changed too much and she was the kind of person to easily fall for others...

...But I'm awesome because I'm willing to listen to people and help them with their problems, I'll try and overcome my disability (with a little help I can play pool, albeit shoddily). I'm awesome because I love my GF with all my heart and got back with her after 4 months of being apart despite everything that's happened. I'm awesome because I don't hold grudges, and I'm awesome because I can love a really crappily made games (Damnation has given me some great laughs). I'm a furry, I don't really add much to the community apart from some writing and due to distance constraints, I've only ever attended one convention.

...and I'm awesome because I'm honest.

 

[Dalek Caan]

I am Awesome for:

1: Beating GOW on Insanity.
2: Owning a Venus Fly Trap.
and
3: Cynical English man, were automatically awesome.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

I'm awesome because I'm the man your man could smell like.

I'm awesome because I can give a pitch-perfect performance of that commercial from memory.

Also, I am fast becoming a walking trope-machine. My addiction to "that website" has enabled me to instantly recognize major tropes in daily life and in fiction. I am also gaining the ability to apply them to my own life (to surprisingly positive effect) when the situation calls for it.

Edit: I have also taken it upon myself to burn through the entire Harry Potter franchise (books and movies) in the next two weeks. If I can pull it off, I can add that one to my awesome resume (awesume?).

 

[AquaAscension]

I'm awesome because I write slam poetry and won some competitions for it.
I'm awesome because I have a second degree black belt in TKD yet know that my training has just begun.
I'm awesome because I play guitar and love it but more so because I'll never stop learning.
I'm awesome because I have diabetes but don't despair at being diabetic.
I'm awesome because I love teaching and, by all accounts, am good at it.
I'm awesome because I fell in love once but had my heart broken.
I'm awesome because I try to be what I believe is right.
I'm awesome because I have a voice outspoken.
(Sorry I couldn't resist the urge to rhyme)

You're awesome for posting this prompt.
I needed to remind myself why life is worth living.

This is the thread to tell us all why YOU'RE awesome, that's right no self deprecation crap here.
Why are you awesome/amazing/the best thing ever.

I'm awesome because I beat Opposing Force in 4 hours on hard. A record for me.

 

[CaptainKoala]

I'm awesome because I can play all the way through Master of Puppets on drums without messing up once.

 

[Rancid0ffspring]

I am awesome... goddamnit...

Fuck it, I am awesome because I have a Black Belt 2nd Dan.

In what martial art?
I'm a awesome because I, to, am a black belt.

I am awesome beacause I have a blackbelt.... and a brown leather one... and a white canvas one.... and one time I forgot my belt and used a lvery long piece of string....

I'm truely awesome because I dislocated my shoulder preventing a kid that was riding my shoulders from faceplanting... ***

I'm curious how long it will be till it happens again and for what reason. I'm betting wrestling aligators or deflecting explosions!

***EDIT - It was more heroic than it sounds I may add....

 

[Atheist.]

I'm awesome because I jumped off a bridge onto a train to avoid being mugged last night.

 

[LITE992]

I am awesome because I play the flute and am good friends with girls.

OT: I'm also an awesome team player.

 

[thejackyl]

I'm amazing! Did you know I invented the cotton gin because I needed a more efficient way to deseed my cotton bales? And get this, I've never owned a watch!

as for a REAL achievement...
Um...
Um...

**Runs away

 

[Mr.Mattress]

I'm awesome because I'm a great cartoonist (Though not as great as others).

My proof for this? I've gotten 10th place twice on Newgrounds (Yes, that is the lowest place to win, but it's better then no place). If you wanna see them, PM me, otherwise I feel like I'd be advertising.

 

[Innegativeion]

I'm awesome because I'm told often I'm very skilled at drawing.

 

[Laser Priest]

I'm a Necromancer.

This is self-explanatory.

 

[Amphoteric]

It seems like everyone and their mums has a black belt nowadays...

I'm awesome because I have crippling modesty.

 

[Jim From Accounting]

Im An ACCOUNTANT FUCK YOU

 

[ferretsroq]

I'm awesome because I placed in the top 20 for Matrices/Vectors and Complex Numbers in Florida; not THAT impressive, but now I have giant trophies. And that is all that matters <3

 

[Volkov]

I'm awesome because I design nuclear reactors and analyze their performance in accident scenarios, using supercomputers.

Also ask your sister why.

 

[dashiz94]

I'm awesome because I'm going to be the next god damned President.

 

[agnosticOCD]

I'm awesome. I just am. If I ever feel the need to have to justify it, then that just cancels out the fact that I was awesome in the first place. I'm just awesome. Deal with it.