The "I'm Awesome" Thread

[s0meNo0b]

I am awesome, for I have the awesome face.

 

[rancher of monsters]

I'm awesome because I have humility. Eat it, logical paradox!

 

[Brownie101]

I'm awesome because you give me any game of Magic the Gathering, any kind, and I'll make everyone my enemy unintentionally.

I'm awesome because I can bullshit a college paper and get full credit on it.

^ Along with a few reason similar to that one.

 

[NnyTheV]

HI! IM AWESOME! I WRITE PLAYS! AND I ACT IN PLAYS! AND I DO WHAT I LOVE! AND IM CLEVER! AND AWESOME! I MENTIONED THAT RIGHT!

 

[Dango]

I'm awesome because I always try to be a nice person.

Also I play the mandolin.

 

[mrdude2010]

i'm awesome because i .. i dunno i'm pretty awesome at video games i suppose

 

[SilentCom]

No self depreciation? Crap this is going to be hard considering I have low self-esteem and hate myself... Ok enough of this, I'm awesome because I fuckin say so. Gaze in awe and my magnificent ordinary life...

Edit:

I'm awesome because I can bullshit a college paper and get full credit on it.

I guess I should say this too, which is why I'm about to graduate XD

 

[stvncpr236]

I'm awesome because I'm currently writing a novel, a graphic novel series, and a movie. All of which will be self published.

 

[TyTyofChaos]

Im awesome because I am a commercial helicopter pilot. And i have a girlfriend who is obsessed with video games just as badly as I am. Oh yeah and I am an exceptional paintball player who rarely gets beaten.

 

[edudogel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYws8biwOYc

 

[Romblen]

I just finished setting off fireworks, inside the city limits, which is illegal. Yes, I am that awesome.

 

[uzo]

I'm awesome.

My mum told me so.

 

[gabe12301]

I win this thread

because i'm me

 

[noxymoron19]

I'm awesome because it took me no thinking what so ever to post this post

 

[floopdawoop]

I win this thread
thank god i'm not this awesome
(warning the video may be offensive to some viewers)

You`re about 7 pages late
OT: The most polite guy you've ever met even though I may be insane, I`m in love, or it might just be an obsession (see 'insanity'), I excel in maths although I hardly show up for class, I use to be able to write poetry but I became depressed, I'm quite good with computers.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

There are absolutely no reasons why I am awesome, except that I haven't resorted to draining my depression and boredom via self-harm yet.

 

[dertyqwerty]

I'm awesome because after reading the word "awesome" so many times, it doesn't even seem like a real word.
I broke the alphabet?

 

[gostlyfantom]

I am motherfucking awesome because when i got my first needle as an infant, i fucking laughed.

 

[WanderingBiscuits]

I'm Awesome because I got drunk with Travis Willingham and Laura Bailey and convinced Travis to yell KAMEHAMEHA for personal ring tone on my phone.

Best.Night.OF.MY.LIFE

 

[SovietSecrets]

I just got out of being arrested because I was Russian and so was one of the cops. Mother fucker I'm awesome.