The "I'm Awesome" Thread

[littlealicewhite]

I am awesome because I read Harry Potter & Deathly Hallows in seven hours. That is not a lie.

 

[WonderWillard]

I may not be awesome, but this guy sure is.

 

[Distorted Stu]

I'm awesome because i don't have to tell you why

 

[Robot n.o 9124791234]

I'm awesome...because......erm......uh.......ah.......I am a......ummmm......wait. I'll think of something.........AH I KNOW! oh wait, never mind.....hmmmm......give me a sec..........alright....I am awesome because.........uhhhhh........

Damn, this thread just made me feel very empty inside.....

 

[Scarim Coral]

I'm awesome for being able to come up with ideas (drawing and design etc) when I am inspired.

 

[Doclector]

I'm awesome because I can play Through the Fire and Flames on expert. On GH3, GHGH and RB3.

Also I have a huge- *Is smothered by censors*

Tracks of land?

You have won the Internet sir.

I'm awesome because at my college awards ceremony my FMP a horror comedy trailer written, directed by, and starring myself, was nominated for best trailer. I didn't win, but the audience reaction from when it was shown was fantastic.

Also, when a college printer said it couldn't finish a printing job because it was out of credit, I threatened to punch it. It then printed the rest and didn't charge me for it. That's right, I threaten machines...and it works.

 

[Emurlahn]

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<---- That's why.

Also, I play baritone saxophone.

 

[Nukey]

I'm awesome because I stopped giving a shit about hard work and, despite that, I'm still an honor roll student who just got a 30,000$ scholarship to the best technical institute in New York and have a voice made for radio.

Fuck yeah.

 

[Lonely Swordsman]

I have the best opinions in the world. No matter what I say I'm ALWAYS right, even when I'm lying.

 

[Life_Is_A_Mess]

I'm awesome because... Why am I awesome? I don't really know. Let's see...

I can do some pretty neat stuff with redstone in Minecraft... AND I can make scrambled eggs. Hooray!

 

[Kris015]

I'm awesome because I got the second highest grade in physics exam while everyone else got low grades. (Kind of a douchebag, i know)

 

[Zeema]

Im Awesome because i once beat up a guy who was standing on a roof in 1911 as a guy called Marston

 

[DaWaffledude]

I got nothing.

 

[Hamish Durie]

because i can fly *wakes up*

 

[CHIMP MAGNET]

I'm awesome because I lead a 7b+ in the Pyrenees. On my first attempt without rests (Rock climbing). Also I speared a fly with a toothpick!

 

[SamuelT]

I guess I'm awesome because I am trying my hardest to learn how to draw? Not that grand, but it's something I'm determined to go through. Bought a tablet and all.

 

[goose45]

I'm awesome, cuz I fuck dolphins
Sicker than the starving Nigerian kids barfing
Odd Future Wolf Gang Nazi bar mitzvah
With your sister at the bar playing leg and arm twister
Evident that I'm the shit, I'm the Pooh like Tigger dick
I got these cracker doctors saying yeah Bob, this ******'s sick
Animal safari, if I offend you I'm sorry
Because I'm the blackest skinhead since India Arie
I don't smoke weed so no need for the matches
I said fuck coke and now I'm snorting Hitler's ashes
I plan on either dying for suicide or my asthma
Being the only bastard in a box logo casket
Rashes on my dick from licks of shishkabob Sagets
In some Kanye West glasses screaming out "fuck faggots"
Catch me in my attic taking photos of my dad's dick
Drop the beat here to make it extra climactic.

 

[ReverendJ]

I am the best damn GM any of you will ever throw dice with.

 

[Galimor]

I am awesome because I can flair my nostrils!

 

[goose45]

Who are you?