The "I'm Awesome" Thread

[Lonely Swordsman]

I have the best opinions in the world. No matter what I say I'm ALWAYS right, even when I'm lying.

 

[Life_Is_A_Mess]

I'm awesome because... Why am I awesome? I don't really know. Let's see...

I can do some pretty neat stuff with redstone in Minecraft... AND I can make scrambled eggs. Hooray!

 

[Kris015]

I'm awesome because I got the second highest grade in physics exam while everyone else got low grades. (Kind of a douchebag, i know)

 

[Zeema]

Im Awesome because i once beat up a guy who was standing on a roof in 1911 as a guy called Marston

 

[DaWaffledude]

I got nothing.

 

[Hamish Durie]

because i can fly *wakes up*

 

[CHIMP MAGNET]

I'm awesome because I lead a 7b+ in the Pyrenees. On my first attempt without rests (Rock climbing). Also I speared a fly with a toothpick!

 

[SamuelT]

I guess I'm awesome because I am trying my hardest to learn how to draw? Not that grand, but it's something I'm determined to go through. Bought a tablet and all.

 

[goose45]

I'm awesome, cuz I fuck dolphins
Sicker than the starving Nigerian kids barfing
Odd Future Wolf Gang Nazi bar mitzvah
With your sister at the bar playing leg and arm twister
Evident that I'm the shit, I'm the Pooh like Tigger dick
I got these cracker doctors saying yeah Bob, this ******'s sick
Animal safari, if I offend you I'm sorry
Because I'm the blackest skinhead since India Arie
I don't smoke weed so no need for the matches
I said fuck coke and now I'm snorting Hitler's ashes
I plan on either dying for suicide or my asthma
Being the only bastard in a box logo casket
Rashes on my dick from licks of shishkabob Sagets
In some Kanye West glasses screaming out "fuck faggots"
Catch me in my attic taking photos of my dad's dick
Drop the beat here to make it extra climactic.

 

[ReverendJ]

I am the best damn GM any of you will ever throw dice with.

 

[Galimor]

I am awesome because I can flair my nostrils!

 

[goose45]

Who are you?

 

[goose45]

I can hold my breathe for a really long time.

 

[goose45]

Disregard "who are you" comment.

 

[Sephychu]

I'm fucking awesome.

I may not be the coolest guy,
People may be ashamed of me sometimes,
Hell, I'm not that attractive.

But when I open my mouth, people laugh, and they laugh hard.

EDIT: Oh, and I caught a fly with some chopsticks once. Greatest moment of my life.

 

[Liham]

I am awesome 'cause my I.Q is 143, i thought up a bit of astrophisyics when i was 6 AND F.I.G.J.A.M

 

[burhanr]

I am awesome because I have a burning hatred for crocs.

 

[The Funslinger]

I'm awesome because I have an odd immunity to hangovers.

I'm also awesome because I'm becoming a published author at sixteen.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Hmm... I'm awesome because... surely there is some reason. Maybe I did something cool once? Nah, don't remember anything like that.

 

[lettucethesallad]

I'm awesome coz I'm a kickass guitar player with a Dean Razorback Explosion, I'm tall, ripped, and basically I'm like a boss. I'm a raging workaholic and a working ragaholic.
I am a modern man, a man for the millenium, digital and smoke free. A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionalist, politically anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I've bn uplinked and downloaded, I've bn inputed and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing I know the downside of upgrading. I'm a high-tech lowlife.A cutting-edge, state of the art, bicoastal multi-tasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.
I'm new wave, but Im old school, and my inner child is 0utward-bound.
Im a hot-wired, heat-seeking, Warm-hearted cool customer, voice-activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so Im interactive, Im hyperactive, and from time to time Im radioactive.
Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin the bullet and pushin the envelope. Im on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs.
I've got no need for coke and speed. I've got no urge to binge and purge.
Im in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar.
A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary.
A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder.
I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps.

Actually, that'd be George Carlin being awesome. Then again, you're awesome for liking him. And I'm awesome for recognizing it.