The "I'm Awesome" Thread

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Rooster893

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Know why I'm awesome? Cause I live in a community where alcohol and drugs are abundant, and childhoods are shattered everyday. Whenever someone was getting drunk or high right outside of my house, I would rather be watching wrestling or playing games, and studying. Not getting drunk or high.

But that's not what's most awesome about me.

At PAX East 2012, I'm going to cosplay as Andrew Ryan. Even though I'm only 15 years old.

Oh yeah.
 

Carnagath

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I'm awesome because I've published 3 sci-fi short stories in magazines that have nothing to do with sci-fi. That's how much they liked them.
 

let's rock

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Yah you're post reminded me of this funny demotivational. Although a real reason for me is that, although I might not have an awsome feature, I am perfectly willing to admit it, which is infinantly more than some people will do.
 

RastaBadger

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I'm awesome because I watched Every episode of Star Trek (even the animated series) in 9 months.
 

Gentleman_Reptile

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I;m awesome because I once met sir David Attenborough and HE told me I was awesome.

To say I am not awesome is to say David Attenborough is not a smart man.

Suck on THAT one universe!
 

steampunk42

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i got bullied by the captain of the rifle team at my highschool. later i tried out for the team and beat him completely, then refused to join them. puts the magnanimous jerk in his place.
 

Not-here-anymore

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AccursedTheory said:

Anyway, I'm told I'm a walking miracle. Apparently, my nervous system is so simple that nothing short of incinerating my brain will kill me.
Quasi-immortality ftw!
Actually, mostly it just hurts...
 

SckizoBoy

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Because I'm the best damn hockey player in the county if not the country, because I can write something that will make you weep, laugh, smile and frown in the space of twenty pages, because I'm brighter than 97% of the damned country, and because I am the most beautiful ************ you will ever have the good fortune to lay your eyes upon.

But really, because I'm just plain better than you.
Damn, never thought I'd hear such high self-praise from an Englishman/woman(!) =P

OT: Like a boss, I'm awesome... well, I don't know why, I'm awesome...

Oh hell, I'm awesome because I've managed to stand up after all the crap my shitty life has chucked at me, gotten two a-levels at 13 and become a pretty nifty Thai boxer while at it.
 

Mister Eff

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I'm awesome because I'm at Film School! My educational talents have been used on such things as: My friend downing a bottle of Jager at London Gay Pride today.

I'm going far.
 

Pricey46

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I'm awesome because I have the most crazy, ridiculous, awesome dreams and daydreams ever.

Seriously, you guys need to get into my head sometime, it will blow your mind.
 

Cap'n Ninja

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SckizoBoy said:
Cap said:
Because I'm the best damn hockey player in the county if not the country, because I can write something that will make you weep, laugh, smile and frown in the space of twenty pages, because I'm brighter than 97% of the damned country, and because I am the most beautiful ************ you will ever have the good fortune to lay your eyes upon.

But really, because I'm just plain better than you.
Damn, never thought I'd hear such high self-praise from an Englishman/woman(!) =P
Well my biological parentage is up in the air, being a drop-off case and all, so it's probably that showing through.
 

brunothepig

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I'm awesome because I'm learning Song Of Storms from Zelda (duh) on keyboard. Just can't get the timing on my left hand with the damn melody. Grrrr. I can play Still Alive as well. And a couple of Mario themes, the chocobo theme. You get it, I like my keyboard.

On a different note, also working on dominating Mount And Blade: Warband by myself. No alliances, ever. It's not going so well, but when I'm done by god you're all gonna hear about it.