The Improvement Game.

[Barbas]

Give them more legs.

How do you improve attack porcupines?

 

[TheRiddler]

Poison quills? Really depends on how you define "improve".

How do you improve Coca Cola?

 

[SirDerpy]

Remove Pepsi from the equation.

How do you improve my love life?

 

[Barbas]

By adding candles, people like those.

How do you improve the International Space Station?

 

[SirDerpy]

By renaming it the American Space Station.

Immaturely acronymical hilarity ensues.

How do you improve a stopped clock?

 

[RedDeadFred]

By rigging it to seem haunted and then using it in a prank.

How do you improve MGM GRAND? (it's my captcha)

 

[dalek sec]

Have it make another Stargate movie! (Based on the tv show)

How do you improve candy?

 

[RedDeadFred]

By increasing its sour level.

Edit: Wow I suck. Good save @Barbas

 

[Barbas]

By adding words!

How do improve the House of Elrond?

 

[RedDeadFred]

It could gain a lot more badass points by having Elrond throw Isildur into the fires of Mount Doom at the end of the first War of the Ring.

Edit: I did it again. How do I improve my memory towards actually answering the OT in this thread?

 

[dalek sec]

By the power of Greyskull!

How do I improve a sink?

 

[Barbas]

By smashing it with a sledgehammer and laughing at the noise and the water that spews from the severed piping, hahahahahaha!

How do you improve a helicopter gunship?

 

[dalek sec]

More guns!

How do you improve a tank?

 

[TheRiddler]

With water and a goldfish.

How do you improve news headlines?

 

[dalek sec]

With boobs, duh.

How you improve nukes?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Multiple warheads!

How do you improve TMZ?

 

[Barbas]

By adding electric crossbows.

How do you improve Bash TV?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Make it available here?

How do you improve Professor X?

 

[Barbas]

By giving him spinning rims.

How do you improve Magneto?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Make him less of a racist.

How do you improve chairs?