The Improvement Game.

[Barbas]

You add lime juice.

How do you improve beaches?

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

Everyone in bikinis, no one pieces. The men as well.

How would you improve umbrellas?

 

[Barbas]

By filling them with confetti!

How do you improve the Depp [http://dailybeautyandfashion.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/johnny-depp-pirates.jpg]?

 

[Dr.Susse]

With TM 34.

How do you improve a wrong reference?

 

[Barbas]

By adding more sexual tension.

How do you improve Wolfenstein?

 

[Drummodino]

Replace the Nazis with Nazi ponies!

How do you improve lamps?

 

[Neuromancer]

You make them blind anyone that looks directly at them.

How dost thou improveth old-Englishe?

 

[Barbas]

With an upgrade and some wars.

How do you improve an air raid warden?

 

[username sucks]

By attacking the air!

How do you improve an 18th birthday?

 

[Neuromancer]

By doing things only adults dare do.

How do you improve Tchaikovsky

 

[Barbas]

With live performances, cannons included.

How do you improve mosaics?

 

[username sucks]

By making a beautiful Canadian landscape, composed of thousands of explicit pictures.

How does one go about improving walls?

 

[dalek sec]

Give them a awesome paint job!

How do you improve floors?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

By making them hardwood!

How do you improve shaving?

 

[Barbas]

By using one of those electric doodads with lots of electrons!

How do you improve fishing?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Using dynamite!

How do you improve Off Topic?

 

[Barbas]

By adding another interesting thread, preferably one about steam trains!

How do you improve lighthouse walls?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Make them out of soup cans!

How do you improve my improvement?

 

[Barbas]

Stack more improvements for maximum over-improvement!

How do you improve sushi?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Make it cheaper and put it in my mouth.

How do you improve game music?