The Improvement Game.

[Silverslith]

Do a class trip to the space station for a lesson in gravity.

How would you improve not being able to sleep while your upstairs neighbor bangs his gf?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

By banging my neighbor's girlfriend.

How would you improve toilet paper?

 

[dalek sec]

Make it with gold thread woven into it.

How you do improve a burger?

 

[Silverslith]

With bacon, of course.

How would you improve a rainbow?

 

[dalek sec]

A second rainbow made by Rainbow Dash.

How do you improve a car?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

A flux capacitator.

How do you improve the human eyeball?

 

[StormShaun]

Steal a better one.

How do you improve a toilet?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Flush it.

How do you improve an audio book?

 

[Roxas1359]

Smash it and buy a new one.
How would you improve a backpack.

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

Make it with gold.

How do you improve the name Jack?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

But "Bauer" or "Shepard" after it. Or "Samurai" in front of it.

How do you improve the internet?

 

[Dr.Susse]

After some research apparently just with more cats.

How do you improve electricity?

 

[The Night Angel]

By weaponising it I'd say.

How do you improve a slingshot?

 

[Dr.Susse]

With electricity......we're on to something here.

How do you improve a funny breakfast cereal.

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

By making them funny.

How do you improve genetically enhanced cyber ninjas?

 

[StormShaun]

Get rid of the enhanced part and enhance them AGAIN!

How do you improve chocolate Pretzels?

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

You.... you..... simply can't improve them.

How do you improve a cybernetically enhanced ninja dog?

 

[The Night Angel]

Make it a cybernetically enhanced ninja wolf

How do you improve the above though??

 

[EmptyOptimist]

With frickin laser beams attached to their frickin foreheads.

How do you improve Lady Gaga?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

I'm tempted to say "set her on fire" but how 'bout we just make it so that every time someone looks at her, they instantly forget that she exists, like The Silence from Dr. Who.

How do you improve a snow day in the middle of spring?