The Improvement Game.

[The Night Angel]

Change it to 'how would you improve', that makes it less universal and clearly a matter for opinion

How would you improve the night sky??

 

[Knife-28]

By also turning it into a cyborg breakdancing ninja from the future >.>

How would you improve my inability to think of things to improve?

 

[Knife-28]

By making it 20% cooler...with liquid nitrogen.

How would you improve a mall?

 

[Dr.Susse]

With twice as much pineapple.

How would you improve a tiger riot?

 

[The Night Angel]

Make them hug it out

How would you improve watching someone you mildly dislike stub their toe??

 

[Knife-28]

By making them a cyborg breakdancing ninja from the future
By making them someone you greatly dislike.

How would you improve rain?

 

[The Night Angel]

Make it go to places that are having droughts.

How would you improve a cyborg break dancing ninja from the future?

 

[Dr.Susse]

By renaming it friendship.

How would you improve a quiet night in?

 

[The Night Angel]

Give yourself another pair... on your feet perhaps??

How do you improve sidekicks??

 

[The Night Angel]

Making him the real Chuck Norris, rather than the weird one people imagine. Or hire Batman as a bodyguard, that works too

How do you improve swimming with sharks?

 

[freakylarzzy]

give the shark lazers.

how do you improve buttercups?

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

By getting buttercups of the "chocolate peanut" variety :3

How do you improve the TARDIS?

 

[Dalek Caan]

By adding blue carpet and a large leather couch.

How would you improve BBQ Ribs?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Side of fries.

How do you improve boobs?


(There's no way I'm the first to ask this)

 

[The Night Angel]

Make it a bi-cle (sounds like bicycle ) Just a pair of glasses, no need to be fancy.

How do you improve this forum game??

 

[dalek sec]

By adding money to it!

How do you improve a bathroom?

 

[dalek sec]

Having him give out plates of bacon once a month.

How do you improve a swimming pool?

 

[The Night Angel]

Stop people peeing in it.

How do you improve the internet??

 

[Dr.Susse]

With spiked balls.

How do you improve a folk rap cover.

 

[The Night Angel]

By filling it with gold coins and swimming in it (Scrooge McDuck style).

How do you improve Quiditch?

Edit: Ninja'd... but I'll keep my answer.

Yes!! Ninja'd you back. You got me three times the other day

OT: Give it to Zaphod.

How do you improve the Atlantic ocean??