The Improvement Game.

[Teoes]

With Ron.

How do you improve Alan Partridge?

 

[username sucks]

With ignorance of who/what he/that is, like I do.

How do you improve bad teachers?

 

[Neuromancer]

With promises of future unemployment.

How dost thou improve Shakespeare?

 

[kailus13]

By not forcing teenagers to read his works, meaning that those who do read them appreciate them more

How do you improve sharks?

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Give them legs and the ability to breath on land, THEN THE REAL FUN BEGINS!

How do you improve overpopulation?

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Invent a new disease and call it "Floating away" disease.

How do you improve Activision?

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

By burning them down and replacing them with Bungie.

How do you improve game burnings?

 

[username sucks]

By also adding in game bombings, floodings, lynchings, tortureings, and execution-by-firing-squad...ings.

How do you improve laziness?

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

By tasering lazy people until they get to work

How do you improve equality?

 

[Neuromancer]

Redistribution of wealth.

How do you improve Progressive Rock?

 

[Mullac]

Make everyone listen to it, because it is so f*cking awesome.

How would you improve an empty box?

 

[username sucks]

Fill it with cake.

How do you improve cake?

 

[Teoes]

Fill it with cake.

How do you improve paperclips?

 

[username sucks]

Bend them in a way that they become a lethal weapon.

How do you improve panic?

 

[Teoes]

By going to public places and saying "[sub]Oh man, Rangers are doing rubbish this year.. they are going to[/sub] BOMB!"

How do you improve incarceration?

 

[username sucks]

With time travel to skip through it.

How do you improve the moon?

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

By putting a creepy fucking smile on them and tell everyone that the world is going to end in three days.

How do you improve mask wearing society?

 

[Neuromancer]

Give them mystical world-rulling elements.

How do you improve orcs?

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

By making them connect with their spiritual power and give them a society in which they head to the words of their ancestors both literally and spiritually....nah! I'm just kidding, GIVE THEM GUNS AND MAKE THEM GO DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!!!

How do you improve orc weaponry?

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

MORE DAKKA!

How do you improve the boss's wartruk?