The Improvement Game.

[Teoes]

Dunking it in hummous.

How do you improve Tunnock's Teacakes?

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

By putting more chocolate in it and more cream puff!

How do you improve artists?

 

[Barbas]

By starving them. How do you improve bumper cars?

 

[Teoes]

By jacking those mothers up so they top 70 mph.

How do you improve emotions?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Add logic?

How do you improve wall posters?

 

[Teoes]

With promises of Free Hat.

How do you improve paranoia?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Add some cheer?

How do you improve tap water?

 

[username sucks]

Get Jesus up in here and we can get drunk.

How do you improve deep thought?

 

[deserteagleeye]

We need to go derper.

How do you improve girls in bike shorts?

 

[Teoes]

*Butthead voice* Make them, like, bend over and stuff..
*Beavis voice* Yeah! Drop a quarter on the ground, and get them to pick it up! Heh-eh-eh heh.

How do you improve Beavis & Butthead?

 

[deserteagleeye]

"It's come to my attention that you haven't been using both sides of the toilet paper. You're wasting a ply." [sub](cookie for reference)[/sub]

How do you improve Black Friday?

 

[Teoes]

By having it rain so heavily one can refill one's glass by just holding it out from under the umbrella. Makes for a fun atmosphere, particularly when everyone eventually piles back into your house looking for dry clothes to get changed into.

How do you improve TizzytheTormentor?

 

[deserteagleeye]

Wrap an iron ball and chain to his ankle.

How do you improve Nutella?

 

[Barbas]

By mixing it with something strong and alcoholic.

How do you improve a wheelie?

 

[username sucks]

Do it without a vehicle of any kind.

How do you improve dreams?

 

[Barbas]

By learning how to make them lucid.

How do you improve strawberries?

 

[deserteagleeye]

Buy them locally through farmer's markets where they have ripened naturally.

How do you improve Absinthe?

 

[Teoes]

By leaving that shit on the shelf and drinking rum instead.

How do you improve rum?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Add more piracy.

How do you improve bad eating habits?

 

[Barbas]

With more speed and haste.

How do you improve mulled wine?