The Improvement Game.

[EeveeElectro]

By unmulling it back into normal wine and giving the whole bottle to me.

How do you improve a smack in the mouth?

 

[Barbas]

By dodging it (I don't know why it took me several days to come up with that).

How do you improve dune buggies?

 

[username sucks]

With rockets.

How do you improve rockets?

 

[Barbas]

With guidance systems and loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooots of fuel.

How do you improve a battleship?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Scrap it, it's an obsolete means of controlling the sea.

How do you improve a tornado?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Breed more hamsters so people can post here and see what you want improved. <.<

How do you improve fanbases?

 

[TheRiddler]

Don't pay attention to them. Just like what you like without dealing with any annoying fan rivalries.

How do you improve sleep deprivation? Other than the obvious answer of sleep.

 

[Barbas]

With Coca-Cola and ice cream!

How do you improve a cannonball into a swimming pool?

 

[EeveeElectro]

By filling the pool with chocolate.

How do you improve loads of presents?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Christmas dinner with presents! <3

How do you improve holidays?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Make each day last longer.

How do you improve turkey?

 

[Barbas]

You wrap bacon around it, then add a layer of melted cheese on top.

How do you improve Switzerland?

 

[EeveeElectro]

By making it all out of Swiss cheese and chocolate!

How do you improve insomnia? -_-

 

[Wackymon]

THE INTERNET!

How do you improve X[sup]4[/sup]-2X[sup]2[/sup]-8

 

[Dr.Susse]

With just one number.

42

How do you improve Beer?

 

[Barbas]

By hoovering it out of the receptacle it inhabits and transferring it into your tummy!

How do you improve cheesecake?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

By giving it to people who like it.

How do you improve fruitcake?

 

[kailus13]

With excessive amounts of Brandy.

How do you improve Christmas?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

With pubclub cheer!

How do you improve Eggnog?

 

[Wackymon]

More of it.

How do you improve the Square Root of Negative One?