The Improvement Game.

[username sucks]

By making me the leader.

How do you improve Miracle of Sound?

 

[Barbas]

By adding more instruments, mooooore!

How do you improve a cable car system?

 

[dalek sec]

With blackjack!

How do you improve power armour?

 

[Barbas]

Spoiler: By adding turrets to the ships.

How do you improve Hobbiton?

 

[Dr.Susse]

By giving them the one ring to throw into Mordor.

How do you improve a weird reference.

 

[Barbas]

With ceaseless repetition!

How do you improve boxer shorts?

 

[username sucks]

By making them give you the physique of a boxer, broken nose and all.

How do you improve a free jazz concert?

 

[Barbas]

By resurrecting Frank Sinatra and getting him howling drunk.

How do you improve skiing?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Remove the part about broken limbs.

How do you improve a week off school?

 

[Barbas]

You add Coca-Cola and video games!

How do you improve a space station?

 

[Drummodino]

Add lasers and rocket launchers.

How do you improve a holiday resort?

 

[Barbas]

It's simple: you fire the staff and replace them with combat androids.

How do you improve Nikola Tesla?

 

[username sucks]

Bring him back from the dead.

How do you improve good music?

 

[Barbas]

You get Howard Shore to conduct it, then get engineers to remaster it.

How do you improve dwarven construction?

 

[Dr.Susse]

With lower chairs.

How do you improve a wallet?

 

[EeveeElectro]

WITH LOTS OF MONEY IN IT *heavy breathing*

How do you improve blue?

 

[Barbas]

By adding red to make an all-new colour: purple!

How do you improve Sir Galahad's ridonkulous name?

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

By adding "Doctor, Professor, Senior, Esquire, and The III" wherever I please.

How would you improve my wallet?

 

[Barbas]

By filling it with jam!

How do you improve dogs?

 

[JasonKaotic]

MORE DOGS!

How do you improve sandwiches?