The Infinite Monkeys Theory

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blankedboy

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TiloXofXTanto said:
Somewhere, somehow, there is a universe in which time travels backward and everyone is mourning the birth of their friends and the coming of the big bang.
Winpost is win.

And also, if one universe can be created, why can't others?
And in that case, why aren't they just called verses?
I believe in the multiverse theory, verses are awesome.
 

Sworm

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it means that for every tv show we watched, every game we ever played, every thing that was imagined...EVER.

there's a universe out there were that's reality.

in case you don't get it means that there is a REAL pokemon world somewhere, like another user previously mentioned.

beat THAT!
 

RadiusXd

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A universe where the President of earth is jim carrey.
"people of earth, this pen is reeeeeeeeeee".
 

RadiusXd

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rabidmidget said:
A universe where every other word is "duck"

Why? I dunno ask them.
how about a universe where the spaghetti monster is real? wow, that'd be ironic
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Hey! I don't publicly insult YOUR deities!
 

interspark

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RadiusXd said:
interspark said:
rabidmidget said:
A universe where every other word is "duck"

Why? I dunno ask them.
how about a universe where the spaghetti monster is real? wow, that'd be ironic
Hey! I don't publicly insult YOUR deities![/quote]
im not insulting it! im just saying that it existing would be ironic, because of its origin
 

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Tharwen said:
Damn. I wanted a Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference...
The first thing the Guide has to say about parallel universes is that they are not parallel. They are not parallel for the same reason that the sea is not parallel: it doesn't mean anything. The second thing the Guide has to say about parallel universes is that they are not, strictly speaking, universes either.

(Typed from memory. Any errors are therefore your own problem.)
Actually I was referring to the bit where Ford and Arthur are first rescued by the Heart of Gold:

Ford was wildly excited.
'Arthur!' he said. 'This is fantastic! We've been picked up by a ship powered by the Infinite Improbability Drive! This is incredible! I heard rumour about it before! They were all officially denied, but they must have done it! They've built the Improbability Drive! Arthur, this is...Arthur? What's happening?
Arthur had jammed himself against the door to the cubicle, trying to hold it closed, but it was ill-fitting. Tiny furry little hands were squeezing themselves through the cracks, their fingers were inkstained; tiny voices chattered insanely.
Arthur looked up.
'Ford,' he said, 'there's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they've worked out.'
 

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Jonluw said:
About that infinite monkeys thing. I think I read somewhere that a monkey with a typewriter and an infinite amount of time, will never write the complete works of Shakespeare, due to behavioral patterns. If you had a random-button-pressing machine assigned to the typewriter, it would, given an infinite amount of time, eventually have typed the complete works of Shakespeare. But not with a monkey. (Although, I suppose, in this thought experiment, the monkey is supposed to be a random-button-pressing machine.)
w.
irrelevant.
so long as it's possible (no matter how unlikely) a money can use typewriter then that's all it needs.

an infinite amount of time is limitless, right? therefore even if the monkey press one key a century it's still possible, in fact we can also say that the monkey has typed every single piece of literature to this date.
 

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jwien001 said:
A universe in which Duke Nukem Forever was released... oh wait.
I'm glad we live in that one.

On another note, would these universes have the same physics on an atomic scale? They would have to to even exist, therefore some of these ideas could never occur, and only a set amount of outcomes can occur because inhabitable planets can only start in a set number of ways.
 

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mad825 said:
Jonluw said:
About that infinite monkeys thing. I think I read somewhere that a monkey with a typewriter and an infinite amount of time, will never write the complete works of Shakespeare, due to behavioral patterns. If you had a random-button-pressing machine assigned to the typewriter, it would, given an infinite amount of time, eventually have typed the complete works of Shakespeare. But not with a monkey. (Although, I suppose, in this thought experiment, the monkey is supposed to be a random-button-pressing machine.)
w.
irrelevant.
so long as it's possible (no matter how unlikely) a money can use typewriter then that's all it needs.

an infinite amount of time is limitless, right? therefore even if the monkey press one key a century it's still possible if fact we can also say that the monkey has typed every single piece of literature to this date.
It's not a question of how often the monkey will press the keys; the fact of the matter is that the monkey will favourize certain keys and patterns. What keys the monkey presses will never be random, and therefore, the complete works of Shakespeare will never be written.
 

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The universe where Duke nukem forever comes out, ow wait.
EDIT: dam ninj's!
 

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Jonluw said:
It's not a question of how often the monkey will press the keys; the fact of the matter is that the monkey will favourize certain keys and patterns. What keys the monkey presses will never be random, and therefore, the complete works of Shakespeare will never be written.
so long as it's possible no matter how unlikely, it will happen
you are favouring logic in a illogical world.

they have an infinite amount of time therefore we can say that there will be a time when they don't do that. the possibilities are limitless
 

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mad825 said:
Jonluw said:
It's not a question of how often the monkey will press the keys; the fact of the matter is that the monkey will favourize certain keys and patterns. What keys the monkey presses will never be random, and therefore, the complete works of Shakespeare will never be written.
so long as it's possible no matter how unlikely, it will happen
you are favouring logic in a illogical world.

they have an infinite amount of time therefore we can say that there will be a time when they don't do that. the possibilities are limitless
Yes, but due to the monkey's behavioral patterns, it is not possible for it to type the complete works of Shakespeare. For example, for the sake of argument, the monkey might type the letter 'k' every five letters for a century, and then move on to typing the letter 'd' every five letters for the next century. If the monkey had been typing letters randomly, the complete works of Shakespeare would come out of it sooner or later; but a monkey at a typewriter isn't typing randomly.

Listen; don't take my word for it. I think I read it in a science illustrated article or something. Try googling it.

Edit: "To get right to it, the problem with the current answer is that it assumes, without proof or argument, that taking a random string of items to infinity will necessarily cover all possibilities. That is to say, those who assert the monkey theorem assume that in infinite time the monkeys will type everything: all combinations will be covered. That is a false assumption.

It is easy to propose an infinite number of combinations where all possible combinations are not covered. Let us say that we take Ricky Gervais to a basketball court and allow him to shoot baskets. No matter how long we leave him there, he will never be caught slam dunking the basketball. We could leave an infinite number of short guys there an infinite time, and we would never find any of them slam dunking the basketball. What we would find, instead, is an infinite number of similar non-dunking combinations."

Taken from http://milesmathis.com/monkey.html : The first hit when I googled "Monkey typewriter false".
 

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A universe where Lesiure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust, is considered the greatest work of art ever produced.
 

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There's a universe where I'm fighting with Chuck Norris to kill the zombie of Lindsey Lohan to stop a thermonuclear launch.
 

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There is a universe where I have concious control over every cell in my body, commanding them to replicate and repair at extreme efficiency and ensuring my body never fails of old age. I have used my melenia of life to lead an autocratic nation to prosperity and technological marvel. Soon I will breech the barrier of the multiverse and bring this one under my command as well.