A universe where stars are actually fairies, who constantly shout "HEY!" and "LISTEN!" at eachother nonstop, where the moon is made of cheese, the sun is actually a giant golf course/ski resort, the earth is inside out, and it rains babies every day. Speaking of day, there is no night and day, only "Time" and "Different Time", tree's are actually spies, and spies are actually trees. Pies are also spies. But spies are definately not pies, they are trees.
You do not play videogames, because the videogames are actually people, and playing them was considered lewd and unnatural. Instead people play XTREME FRISBEE only, but the frisbees are actually glass dinner plates, and it's extreme because people are frequently beheaded.
Black holes are not holes, nor are they black, they are fuschia tetrahedrons. People have to wear comically large suction cups on their shoes, to prevent gravity from throwing them into space, to be annoyed by fairies for eternity. The only religion is the worship of Aardvarks, and crime is at an all time low, because the definition of criminal was changed to "person who abides by the law". And there is no such thing as insanity, only outsanity.
Also, hot snow falls up.
It's a real place, I'm sure of it.
