The Injustice League

[PsychicTaco115]

snip

You...

You like Daystar are also asked to leave. I'm sorry it had to come to this but you have to go.

Now now; give him a chance, he might be useful

Operation Escapist Expo Eradication

We strike then.

Gods speed, everyone

So all of the Injustice League are going to be North Carolina? I better set up precautions to make sure Hazy doesn't get his sexy mitts all over it then!

I can't speak for everyone, but I shall be there personally to lead the army.

Well then I'd better personally see to it you have the best bodyguards for the job who totally aren't Brovenger assassins! That remarkable fiend Hazy won't get the drop on me this time!

I would hope not! Otherwise, the League would have a martyr; can't have the crowds TOO violent

I know right? Imagine what they would do without a leader! They'd be so disorganised that the Brovengers could overpower them! We can't have that!

Blind fury could lead to many a deaths. I want to CAUSE them.

Good, we agree that it can't happen

Teams? Really?

Strength in numbers is a lie. The number is one.

I am one.

Who's confused?

THIS guy!

This plan might just be crazy enough to work...

I...

I think it's time you left. Take you things and be gone by the morning. I'm sorry it had to come to this.

PS Okami is shit.

Fuck you guys, I will destroy you all!

...

...

...is totally what Daystar would say, if he were here, which he most assuredly is not.

We should give a name for this period in Escapist history

A Game of Fools? What do you think?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

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You...

You like Daystar are also asked to leave. I'm sorry it had to come to this but you have to go.

Now now; give him a chance, he might be useful

Operation Escapist Expo Eradication

We strike then.

Gods speed, everyone

So all of the Injustice League are going to be North Carolina? I better set up precautions to make sure Hazy doesn't get his sexy mitts all over it then!

I can't speak for everyone, but I shall be there personally to lead the army.

Well then I'd better personally see to it you have the best bodyguards for the job who totally aren't Brovenger assassins! That remarkable fiend Hazy won't get the drop on me this time!

I would hope not! Otherwise, the League would have a martyr; can't have the crowds TOO violent

I know right? Imagine what they would do without a leader! They'd be so disorganised that the Brovengers could overpower them! We can't have that!

Blind fury could lead to many a deaths. I want to CAUSE them.

Good, we agree that it can't happen

Teams? Really?

Strength in numbers is a lie. The number is one.

I am one.

Who's confused?

THIS guy!

This plan might just be crazy enough to work...

I...

I think it's time you left. Take you things and be gone by the morning. I'm sorry it had to come to this.

PS Okami is shit.

Fuck you guys, I will destroy you all!

...

...

...is totally what Daystar would say, if he were here, which he most assuredly is not.

We should give a name for this period in Escapist history

A Game of Fools? What do you think?

More like Game of Pwns.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

snip

You...

You like Daystar are also asked to leave. I'm sorry it had to come to this but you have to go.

Now now; give him a chance, he might be useful

Operation Escapist Expo Eradication

We strike then.

Gods speed, everyone

So all of the Injustice League are going to be North Carolina? I better set up precautions to make sure Hazy doesn't get his sexy mitts all over it then!

I can't speak for everyone, but I shall be there personally to lead the army.

Well then I'd better personally see to it you have the best bodyguards for the job who totally aren't Brovenger assassins! That remarkable fiend Hazy won't get the drop on me this time!

I would hope not! Otherwise, the League would have a martyr; can't have the crowds TOO violent

I know right? Imagine what they would do without a leader! They'd be so disorganised that the Brovengers could overpower them! We can't have that!

Blind fury could lead to many a deaths. I want to CAUSE them.

Good, we agree that it can't happen

Teams? Really?

Strength in numbers is a lie. The number is one.

I am one.

Who's confused?

THIS guy!

This plan might just be crazy enough to work...

I...

I think it's time you left. Take you things and be gone by the morning. I'm sorry it had to come to this.

PS Okami is shit.

Fuck you guys, I will destroy you all!

...

...

...is totally what Daystar would say, if he were here, which he most assuredly is not.

We should give a name for this period in Escapist history

A Game of Fools? What do you think?

More like Game of Pwns.

That works too; We just need a really awesome name for history!

 

[Goofguy]

Oooh can I play the role of the young fan who is too young to join the League but whose death at the hands of the Brovengers drives the League to seek justice (or revenge)?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

More like Game of Pwns.

Again, I think Daystar Wars is better.

It shows how everything is your fault and the reason for the wars is because you want to take over the forums.

I WON'T HAVE THAT

Whatever bro, just so long as I get Daystar gets a cut of the profits.

Especially the t-shirt profits.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Oooh can I play the role of the young fan who is too young to join the League but whose death at the hands of the Brovengers drives the League to seek justice (or revenge)?

Sure! How do you plan on dying?

More like Game of Pwns.

Again, I think Daystar Wars is better.

It shows how everything is your fault and the reason for the wars is because you want to take over the forums.

I WON'T HAVE THAT

Whatever bro, just so long as I get Daystar gets a cut of the profits.

Especially the t-shirt profits.

We can have all sorts of merchandise!

 

[Goofguy]

Sure! How do you plan on dying?

I dunno, I figure one of the senior League members takes me out for ice cream at the park when the Brovengers ambush us and I get killed in the crossfire by Daystar or Hazy.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Sure! How do you plan on dying?

I dunno, I figure one of the senior League members takes me out for ice cream at the park when the Brovengers ambush us and I get killed in the crossfire by Daystar or Hazy.

Ah, I see

"No! I meant to turn him into an orphan! My protege! D:"

 

[Goofguy]

Sure! How do you plan on dying?

I dunno, I figure one of the senior League members takes me out for ice cream at the park when the Brovengers ambush us and I get killed in the crossfire by Daystar or Hazy.

Ah, I see

"No! I meant to turn him into an orphan! My protege! D:"

Yup, but then in some comic book inspired resurrection, I come back months later as the new 'Boy Wonder'-esque sidekick complete with crappy catchphrases and useless abilities.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Sure! How do you plan on dying?

I dunno, I figure one of the senior League members takes me out for ice cream at the park when the Brovengers ambush us and I get killed in the crossfire by Daystar or Hazy.

Ah, I see

"No! I meant to turn him into an orphan! My protege! D:"

Yup, but then in some comic book inspired resurrection, I come back months later as the new 'Boy Wonder'-esque sidekick complete with crappy catchphrases and useless abilities.

Will your parents end up dead? I was hoping to get you to be an orphan for good PR.

 

[Hazy992]

Sure! How do you plan on dying?

I dunno, I figure one of the senior League members takes me out for ice cream at the park when the Brovengers ambush us and I get killed in the crossfire by Daystar or Hazy.

That seems pretty likely considering Daystar and Hazy are such expert marksmen. Those amazing bastards will pay!

 

[Trippy Turtle]

Does the league need a janitor? Or anything else that will keep me away from all the explosions while still getting to have a cool mascot?

Sure! How do you plan on dying?

I dunno, I figure one of the senior League members takes me out for ice cream at the park when the Brovengers ambush us and I get killed in the crossfire by Daystar or Hazy.

That seems pretty likely considering Daystar and Hazy are such expert marksmen. Those amazing bastards will pay!

If I didn't know better I would think you have had a run in with Daystar and Hazy before...

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

I guess I'll go with the league on this one. Less people, more ridiculous crimes against humanity, a timeshare on the moon. I always wanted to go to the moon. I have deep and profound feelings for it. DEEP FEELINGS. I will fuck that moon silly. I also will post a whole bunch of images from google, because I really have nothing better to do.

Spoiler: I will admit we should probably keep me away from our orphans though. We wouldn't want to make that mistake again.

 

[Supertegwyn]

I shall join the League of Injustice.

Daystar has been a menace for far too long.

 

[Flamezdudes]

Daystar is needed to keep stop the creation of synthetics and therefore the end of all organic, cute, sexy life! That is why he devotingly derails!

You shall not be allowed to destroy the Brovengers in a variety of different coloured explosions!

Even captcha loves the Brovengers! It says "men in suits"!

 

[mrdude2010]

brovengers? Just poison their natty lights and increase the price of cargo shorts/flip flops/flat brim hats and everything will work out.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

I'm gonna join, because I think Daystar should be banned by now. It clearly says in the code of conduct "attempts to derail a thread will be removed, as will your forum privileges."
So why are the mods, posters and EVERYONE loving him?

 

[MrGalactus]

The Brovengers will taste my wrath.
I am coming.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

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The above image shows Daystar's influence in The Escapist against time (plus some extrapolation). We cannot let the graph reach its end!

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My kittens are hungry Matthew94. I would advise caution...

Don't you have some hobbits to meet or something? Begone fool before you taste steel!

Yeah... well... your face is a fool!

[sub]Soon, my pretties, soon. He cannot hide from us now you have his scent.[/sub]

 

[Goofguy]

Will your parents end up dead? I was hoping to get you to be an orphan for good PR.

They died when I was very young. Tragic blimp accident.

That seems pretty likely considering Daystar and Hazy are such expert marksmen. Those amazing bastards will pay!

And they apparently have a complete disregard for the sanctity of life.