The Injustice League

[wooty]

I stand with Daystar, his derailing skills are on another level, his charm unmatched by even the luckiest of Irish themed breakfast cereals and his love of wolf based video games was a true eye opener.

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

If the Brovengers win this battle, they will surely rule The Escapist for all time with Daystar as their king. We must stop this. For too long, I have lived in the shadows! For too long, the people of this site have not spoken my name in whispered fear! With my finances, my intelligence agents and my Moon Base, we will crush The Brovengers and restore The Escapist to its former glory!

I see only one way to do so, in order for this place to be rebuilt, it must be first be destroyed! We must orchestrate threads that will ignite the flames of petty argument and butthurt! The whole forum must be burned to the ground!

And in the midst of those firey wars, we shall have the Brovengers' heads on a pike! Yes, just the one.

From those ashes, a new kingdom willl rise! A Fourm of Order, Stability, Safety, where The Almighty Banhammer shall strike true on our enemies! And then, when our dark kingdom covers the entire forum, the people of this place will know my name...They will know that this was the work of The Secret World Leader.

The Brovengers amass their armies with their petty weapons, but we need only one thing, we shall find the Secret Temple of The Red Guardian, and we shall claim The Banhammer as our own. Then we can crush them like Broinsects and rule this place...FOREVER! Muhahahahaha!

 

[mrhappy1489]

Stuff you say?

Wow, I sure hope that devilishly handsome Daystar doesn't get wind of this... stuff.

Any weaknesses in your plan, just so we know what to focus on fix?

We think there is a mole in the thread but are having trouble tracking him down.

Can you help us with that, young man?

That is possibly one of the best episodes of Blackadder there my friend.

 

[Carbonyl]

Oh man, the Injustice League, I totally love you guys and I'm totally not Daystar Clarion.

What are your top secret plans to defeat me Daystar?

Oh, you know...

Stuff.

Maybe a cinderblock or two to the face; I'm not sure. There's too many options!

Stuff you say?

Wow, I sure hope that devilishly handsome Daystar doesn't get wind of this... stuff.

Any weaknesses in your plan, just so we know what to focus on fix?

Well, gravity sure isn't being a team player

I just want things to go swimmingly, is that too much to ask?

Oh man, gravity is a douche. We should totally kill that guy.

Oh man, the Injustice League, I totally love you guys and I'm totally not Daystar Clarion.

What are your top secret plans to defeat me Daystar?

You are like any other forum celeb.

You will either get banned, fall into obscurity or get trapped in the depths of the forums (forum games, forum groups etc).

I'm hoping for #1 but #2 is likely.

Come at me.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I am not this 'Daystar' you speak of, as handsome and awesome as he surely is.

Guys, I think we've gotten to the point where we're just reenacting Robin Hood, but with internet forums instead of archery contests.
Daystar is Robin. Hazy is WIll Scarlett, and Taco is the Sheriff.
Ninja is Friar Tuck. Obviously. He just needs to keep drinking more mead.
The Escapist is Nottingham. The Off-topic forum is Maid Marian.

THIS
IS
AWESOME.

 

[CommanderL]

I for one hope you all die BROvengers for life We trust in the great god daystar

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I'm gonna join, because I think Daystar should be banned by now. It clearly says in the code of conduct "attempts to derail a thread will be removed, as will your forum privileges."
So why are the mods, posters and EVERYONE loving him?

I'm sensing some hostility...

Care to share?

Oh man, the Injustice League, I totally love you guys and I'm totally not Daystar Clarion.

What are your top secret plans to defeat me Daystar?

Oh, you know...

Stuff.

Maybe a cinderblock or two to the face; I'm not sure. There's too many options!

Stuff you say?

Wow, I sure hope that devilishly handsome Daystar doesn't get wind of this... stuff.

Any weaknesses in your plan, just so we know what to focus on fix?

Well, gravity sure isn't being a team player

I just want things to go swimmingly, is that too much to ask?

Oh man, gravity is a douche. We should totally kill that guy.

Oh man, the Injustice League, I totally love you guys and I'm totally not Daystar Clarion.

What are your top secret plans to defeat me Daystar?

You are like any other forum celeb.

You will either get banned, fall into obscurity or get trapped in the depths of the forums (forum games, forum groups etc).

I'm hoping for #1 but #2 is likely.

Come at me.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I am not this 'Daystar' you speak of, as handsome and awesome as he surely is.

Guys, I think we've gotten to the point where we're just reenacting Robin Hood, but with internet forums instead of archery contests.
Daystar is Robin. Hazy is WIll Scarlett, and Taco is the Sheriff.
Ninja is Friar Tuck. Obviously. He just needs to keep drinking more mead.
The Escapist is Nottingham. The Off-topic forum is Maid Marian.

THIS
IS
AWESOME.

Me being Daystar being from Nottingham, this seems rather apt

 

[ToastiestZombie]

I'm gonna join, because I think Daystar should be banned by now. It clearly says in the code of conduct "attempts to derail a thread will be removed, as will your forum privileges."
So why are the mods, posters and EVERYONE loving him?

I'm sensing some hostility...

Care to share?

Oh man, the Injustice League, I totally love you guys and I'm totally not Daystar Clarion.

What are your top secret plans to defeat me Daystar?

Oh, you know...

Stuff.

Maybe a cinderblock or two to the face; I'm not sure. There's too many options!

Stuff you say?

Wow, I sure hope that devilishly handsome Daystar doesn't get wind of this... stuff.

Any weaknesses in your plan, just so we know what to focus on fix?

Well, gravity sure isn't being a team player

I just want things to go swimmingly, is that too much to ask?

Oh man, gravity is a douche. We should totally kill that guy.

Oh man, the Injustice League, I totally love you guys and I'm totally not Daystar Clarion.

What are your top secret plans to defeat me Daystar?

You are like any other forum celeb.

You will either get banned, fall into obscurity or get trapped in the depths of the forums (forum games, forum groups etc).

I'm hoping for #1 but #2 is likely.

Come at me.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I am not this 'Daystar' you speak of, as handsome and awesome as he surely is.

Guys, I think we've gotten to the point where we're just reenacting Robin Hood, but with internet forums instead of archery contests.
Daystar is Robin. Hazy is WIll Scarlett, and Taco is the Sheriff.
Ninja is Friar Tuck. Obviously. He just needs to keep drinking more mead.
The Escapist is Nottingham. The Off-topic forum is Maid Marian.

THIS
IS
AWESOME.

Me being Daystar being from Nottingham, these seems rather apt

Because you pride yourself in THREAD DERAILING, something that is clearly against the rules. You've ruined a lot of honest threads, and you've been a dick to anyone who doesn't have an obsession with English food like you. You also make threads with no DISCUSSION value, like the Brovengers thread. That's just a thread where mindless members can swoon over your massive ego. Including the mods, who should stop letting you off of derailing innocent threads, being a dick and making bad threads (they may be funny, but they are pointless as hell) and set an example by punishing you. I've seen people banned for things you do, yet you never even get warnings. You aren't on a crusade, you aren't the "hero the Escapist deserves", you are just a popular member with an inflated ego.

 

[The_Blue_Rider]

snip

We need a Lantern Corps. kind of oath to recharge our injustice rings

"In greatest forum
In strangest debate
All Brovengers we shall make irate
Let those who worship Daystars deeds
Fall victim to our evil schemes
TEAM INJUSTICE UNITE"

 

[Carbonyl]

Guys, I think we've gotten to the point where we're just reenacting Robin Hood, but with internet forums instead of archery contests.
Daystar is Robin. Hazy is WIll Scarlett, and Taco is the Sheriff.
Ninja is Friar Tuck. Obviously. He just needs to keep drinking more mead.
The Escapist is Nottingham. The Off-topic forum is Maid Marian.

THIS
IS
AWESOME.

Me being Daystar being from Nottingham, these seems rather apt

It's probably just a great big conspiracy to force the kids to learn about English literature through interactive play!

Or Daystar really is our Robin Hood, and the Brovengers are descendants of the Merry Men. Merry Men are basically bros who are avenging the Injustice perpetrated on the people by the Sheriff who is in League with the Usurper Prince John and the skeevy Sir Guy of Gisborne.

 

[JoJo]

Prepare for trouble...
...And make it double

To protect the Escapist from devistation...
...to unite all users within our nation.

To Denonunce the evils of Brovenger love...
...To extend our reach to the mods above.
PsychicTaco115...
...Matthew95
Injustice League blast off at the speed of light...
...surrender now or prepare to fight.

JOJO THATS RIGHT!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I'm gonna join, because I think Daystar should be banned by now. It clearly says in the code of conduct "attempts to derail a thread will be removed, as will your forum privileges."
So why are the mods, posters and EVERYONE loving him?

I'm sensing some hostility...

Care to share?

Oh man, the Injustice League, I totally love you guys and I'm totally not Daystar Clarion.

What are your top secret plans to defeat me Daystar?

Oh, you know...

Stuff.

Maybe a cinderblock or two to the face; I'm not sure. There's too many options!

Stuff you say?

Wow, I sure hope that devilishly handsome Daystar doesn't get wind of this... stuff.

Any weaknesses in your plan, just so we know what to focus on fix?

Well, gravity sure isn't being a team player

I just want things to go swimmingly, is that too much to ask?

Oh man, gravity is a douche. We should totally kill that guy.

Oh man, the Injustice League, I totally love you guys and I'm totally not Daystar Clarion.

What are your top secret plans to defeat me Daystar?

You are like any other forum celeb.

You will either get banned, fall into obscurity or get trapped in the depths of the forums (forum games, forum groups etc).

I'm hoping for #1 but #2 is likely.

Come at me.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I am not this 'Daystar' you speak of, as handsome and awesome as he surely is.

Guys, I think we've gotten to the point where we're just reenacting Robin Hood, but with internet forums instead of archery contests.
Daystar is Robin. Hazy is WIll Scarlett, and Taco is the Sheriff.
Ninja is Friar Tuck. Obviously. He just needs to keep drinking more mead.
The Escapist is Nottingham. The Off-topic forum is Maid Marian.

THIS
IS
AWESOME.

Me being Daystar being from Nottingham, these seems rather apt

Because you pride yourself in THREAD DERAILING, something that is clearly against the rules. You've ruined a lot of honest threads, and you've been a dick to anyone who doesn't have an obsession with English food like you. You also make threads with no DISCUSSION value, like the Brovengers thread. That's just a thread where mindless members can swoon over your massive ego. Including the mods, who should stop letting you off of derailing innocent threads, being a dick and making bad threads (they may be funny, but they are pointless as hell) and set an example by punishing you. I've seen people banned for things you do, yet you never even get warnings. You aren't on a crusade, you aren't the "hero the Escapist deserves", you are just a popular member with an inflated ego.

I think you're taking this a little but too seriously.

A lot of the times where I've Daystar has derailed a thread, he didn't even mean to do it.

And I assure you, my ego Daystar's ego has nothing to do with it.

He's just in it for the fun.

Carbonyl puts it better than I ever could.

I do not battle for Daystar, lovely gentleman though he be. I fight for whimsy! I fight for rambling answers to mundane and uninspired questions that relate in only the most tangental and absurd manner. I fight for the ridiculous responses on otherwise unremarkable and banal threads that will suddenly stir the imagination and ignite a sweeping rainbow flame of surrealistic wonder shared between people completely disconnected from each other. Colliding in the umbrella-deserts of a boring and shallow thread, they discover a gem of random, simple, outrageous nonsense. Volleying this delightful parcel of glee back and forth from post to post, swerving from the tracks onto untrodden ground, they create a fundamental connection with their formless companions in the triumph of simple silly joys.
It is an adventure in pleasantness and safe insanity.
We can connect in the untarnished and unconditional enjoyment of our strange words, and escape the concrete.

I fight, for fun.
I wield the training montage and my mind is a crazy quilt.
You cannot win.

I'm sorry Daystar is sorry if he's made you feel like this, and he apologises.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

And after Daystar where then shall we turn?

Always the cycle of life continues, one man rises, above the rest, to be seen as so close to godliness that even to gaze on him is sacriglege, and we with our wounded pride seek to tear him down. As the Romans of old tore down the great civlisations so now we set upon the Brovengers.

But the Brovengers are but men, and the one who leads them is but a man. A strong man, yes. A powerful man, maybe. But always a man, like any other.

From the ashes of his defeat a new man will rise, becoming like Daystar before him a symbol for the people. Will it be the fox-faced Matthew94? The ever effervescent Hazy992? Must we always bring down those who stand above us?

Nay, I say. We can leave Daystar to fall on his own, or stand upon his power. Who are we to attack and destroy that which is great?

I stand, but a man, to defend greatness, in whatever form it may be and wherever we may find it. I draw the line and I say to you the League of Injustice and to the Brovengers alike:

None shall pass.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

I'm gonna join, because I think Daystar should be banned by now. It clearly says in the code of conduct "attempts to derail a thread will be removed, as will your forum privileges."
So why are the mods, posters and EVERYONE loving him?

I'm sensing some hostility...

Care to share?

Oh man, the Injustice League, I totally love you guys and I'm totally not Daystar Clarion.

What are your top secret plans to defeat me Daystar?

Oh, you know...

Stuff.

Maybe a cinderblock or two to the face; I'm not sure. There's too many options!

Stuff you say?

Wow, I sure hope that devilishly handsome Daystar doesn't get wind of this... stuff.

Any weaknesses in your plan, just so we know what to focus on fix?

Well, gravity sure isn't being a team player

I just want things to go swimmingly, is that too much to ask?

Oh man, gravity is a douche. We should totally kill that guy.

Oh man, the Injustice League, I totally love you guys and I'm totally not Daystar Clarion.

What are your top secret plans to defeat me Daystar?

You are like any other forum celeb.

You will either get banned, fall into obscurity or get trapped in the depths of the forums (forum games, forum groups etc).

I'm hoping for #1 but #2 is likely.

Come at me.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I am not this 'Daystar' you speak of, as handsome and awesome as he surely is.

Guys, I think we've gotten to the point where we're just reenacting Robin Hood, but with internet forums instead of archery contests.
Daystar is Robin. Hazy is WIll Scarlett, and Taco is the Sheriff.
Ninja is Friar Tuck. Obviously. He just needs to keep drinking more mead.
The Escapist is Nottingham. The Off-topic forum is Maid Marian.

THIS
IS
AWESOME.

Me being Daystar being from Nottingham, these seems rather apt

Because you pride yourself in THREAD DERAILING, something that is clearly against the rules. You've ruined a lot of honest threads, and you've been a dick to anyone who doesn't have an obsession with English food like you. You also make threads with no DISCUSSION value, like the Brovengers thread. That's just a thread where mindless members can swoon over your massive ego. Including the mods, who should stop letting you off of derailing innocent threads, being a dick and making bad threads (they may be funny, but they are pointless as hell) and set an example by punishing you. I've seen people banned for things you do, yet you never even get warnings. You aren't on a crusade, you aren't the "hero the Escapist deserves", you are just a popular member with an inflated ego.

I think you're taking this a little but too seriously.

A lot of the times we're I've Daystar has derailed a thread, he didn't even mean to do it.

And I assure you, my ego Daystar's ego has nothing to do with it.

He's just in it for the fun.

Carbonyl puts it better than I ever could.

I do not battle for Daystar, lovely gentleman though he be. I fight for whimsy! I fight for rambling answers to mundane and uninspired questions that relate in only the most tangental and absurd manner. I fight for the ridiculous responses on otherwise unremarkable and banal threads that will suddenly stir the imagination and ignite a sweeping rainbow flame of surrealistic wonder shared between people completely disconnected from each other. Colliding in the umbrella-deserts of a boring and shallow thread, they discover a gem of random, simple, outrageous nonsense. Volleying this delightful parcel of glee back and forth from post to post, swerving from the tracks onto untrodden ground, they create a fundamental connection with their formless companions in the triumph of simple silly joys.
It is an adventure in pleasantness and safe insanity.
We can connect in the untarnished and unconditional enjoyment of our strange words, and escape the concrete.

I fight, for fun.
I wield the training montage and my mind is a crazy quilt.
You cannot win.

I'm sorry Daystar is sorry if he's made you feel like this, and he apologises.

YOU ARE DAYSTAR CLARION FOR GODS SAKES! Stop crossing out I, and face me like a man. An example of how your ego has gotten the better of you is your thoughts on that thread about a stickied pony thread. You said that "Fanbases shouldn't be given preferential treatment!" when, you are getting preferential treatment all the time by the mods not banning your ass for derailing threads. If you didn't mean to derail the threads, then don't reply to people who quote you AND don't put your fucking job as derailer and stuff like that. If you weren't famous, you would of been banned or suspended by now. Also, you are breaking rules, PLAIN AND SIMPLE. You aren't crusading or anything, you are BREAKING rules. Another rule you've broken a lot is the "put effort into communication" rule, particularly the images one. There has been countless times you have posted that stupid Picard "There's the door, GTFO" reaction image with nothing else, yet you never get warnings. If you really were a good member of this website, you would of admitted that derailing threads, making threads with no discussion value and low content posts is wrong and asked for at least a suspension. Also, take the brovengers thread to forum games, and take the food threads to user reviews. Or, put something in the OP that actually encourages discussion, instead of posting a stupid story.

 

[sky14kemea]

Operation Escapist Expo Eradication

We strike then.

Gods speed, everyone

I would pay to see that. You guys should wear your costumes at the Expo and have a Mock battle outside.

I say outside, 'cause the Staff probably won't like you being overly loud and wrecking the place with your props inside the Expo location. =P So find a nice empty car park instead.

 

[sky14kemea]

snip

I'm gonna ask you both to step away from each other here. If Daystar breaks the rules and it gets reported, he will get punished just like everyone else.

There isn't any special treatment on the Escapist, and frankly, you attacking him like this is just going to get more people to stick up for him. You may want to re-think your method.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

this is the gayest battle i have ever seen.

its gayer than this battle here

hmmm. pehaps it shows us the outcome...

...

So still better than the prequel trilogy then

 

[Daystar Clarion]

snip

I'm gonna ask you both to step away from each other here. If Daystar breaks the rules and it gets reported, he will get punished just like everyone else.

There isn't any special treatment on the Escapist, and frankly, you attacking him like this is just going to get more people to stick up for him. You may want to re-think your method.

If I'm really breaking the rules, I'll stop.

I'm not trying to upset anyone T-T

 

[ToastiestZombie]

snip

I'm gonna ask you both to step away from each other here. If Daystar breaks the rules and it gets reported, he will get punished just like everyone else.

There isn't any special treatment on the Escapist, and frankly, you attacking him like this is just going to get more people to stick up for him. You may want to re-think your method.

Well, he has broken the rules many times. But his popularity means noone reports him, I'm trying to point it out that he HAS broken the rules. You said it on my thread a few days ago, pointless threads are bad. These two threads are pointless, they aren't for a special event and all they're doing is getting hate up. Yet mods and the like are having discussions in them.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

snip

I'm gonna ask you both to step away from each other here. If Daystar breaks the rules and it gets reported, he will get punished just like everyone else.

There isn't any special treatment on the Escapist, and frankly, you attacking him like this is just going to get more people to stick up for him. You may want to re-think your method.

If I'm really breaking the rules, I'll stop.

I'm not trying to upset anyone T-T

You aren't upsetting anyone, but you are breaking the rules. But, if you stop breaking the rules your popularity will drain because you won't be derailing threads any more. I don't want to stop anyone's fun, I just don't like seeing popular people get away with thread derailing and pointless threads when newer members get warned/suspended for doing them.

 

[sky14kemea]

snip

I'm gonna ask you both to step away from each other here. If Daystar breaks the rules and it gets reported, he will get punished just like everyone else.

There isn't any special treatment on the Escapist, and frankly, you attacking him like this is just going to get more people to stick up for him. You may want to re-think your method.

Well, he has broken the rules many times. But his popularity means noone reports him, I'm trying to point it out that he HAS broken the rules. You said it on my thread a few days ago, pointless threads are bad. These two threads are pointless, they aren't for a special event and all they're doing is getting hate up. Yet mods and the like are having discussions in them.

Well, if you see him break anymore rules, by all means report him. Not everyone is going to be on his side anyway.