The Item to your immediate right

[crop52]

My bed.

Now I can finally put those damn zombies to sleep. ba-dum-tshhh!

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Not saying this is overdone but...

 

[SMILEYkyle21]

A hairbrush... I hope they're ready to have straight hair!!!!

 

[MellowFellow]

I have a wired xbox 360 contoller to me right. I guess I could swing it around and try to kill zombies with it, not sure how effective it will be.

 

[ChildishLegacy]

A Pure Mathematics text book.
Dem zombies better know their calculus.

 

[maxriderules]

An acoustic guitar. It could actually do some damage at the right angle, and it can also serve as a shield. Besides, It's not about killing zombies, it's about not dying. And I can do that with a guitar.

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

A bunch of remote controls. I hope zombies work with universal remotes.

 

[Captain12345]

Wooden broomhandle...not too bad, but not ideal.

 

[moose49408]

Um....a cell phone? Really? I have to fight off the Zombie Apocalypse with a cell phone? Can it at least be a phone that is hooked up to detonate a bomb? Please...?

Edit: ...not that my phone really is mind you... I don' want you CIA operatives that are monitoring this chat room for the hotbed of criminal activity to think that I am a terrorist...or anything like that.

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

i have a bowie knife on my right, swords on my left, and a dagger

 

[Captain12345]

Wooden broomhandle...not too bad, but not ideal.

 

[GroundWalker]

Thank god for 3d modeling. ^_^
At least I get a small chance, since I have my bow and arrows, as well as parry dagger, newx to me, since modeling off of RL-stuff is muuuch easier than anything else.

Also...OP...what's a shotgun without ammo good for.
(...or do you store that there as well? o_o )

 

[wottabout]

Flashdrive, mp3 player, and cell phone. I suppose the phone would be useful, but probably not a very effective weapon. Guess I'm stabbing zombies in the eyes with a flashdrive, then. Fun times.

 

[xdom125x]

On my immediate right and immediate left are parts of my bedframe that hold a top bunkbed above me that is perpendicular to my bed. I guess I'll have to go with what is immediately behind me (some pillows: aww crap, I am screwed) or what is immediately in front of me (my laptop: should make a decent melee weapon).

 

[Captain12345]

Well, a wooden broomhandle and a couch.

 

[LordMithril]

hmm, Empty beer bottle, drinking horn, glass paper weight.. Oh he, Magled 3D, Nice

 

[Lionsfan]

I've got a bunch of spoons......


.....I'll make it out!

 

[the jellyman]

Some air freshner? Does that work on zombies? Maybe a mobile phone?

 

[Retal19]

Aw fuck, a pillow. I can... smother them?

 

[Tuesday Night Fever]

Let's see... what's to my right... a stapler, a Dymo LabelWriter 400 Turbo, and some Scotch Tape. Well, that's just lovely. If I'd been at home it would have been an AR-15 HBAR... but no... had to be at the office. Nice knowing you all.